That's a classic fencing response (head/neck and arms held slightly up) dude got a serious concussion. Google it and be amazed.

Coming from a 2012 GTI owner (2-door, manual, tech/sunroof package), here are a couple things you should know:

Girl Talk is my JAM. I love this track, it actually reminds me a bit of the old Das Racist track Michael Jackson

I'm actually amazed at how many cars allow you to turn off TCS. I mean, I understand the point, but my boss's Ford Flex has a big button in the console that says TCS off and a hilarious depiction of a Flex careening off the road.

People do tend to accumulate graphics cards, though, and with crossfire, you can use your older card to pump up the performance of the new card you just got.

Holy cow I forgot about the Cortez. My granddad had one he fixed up and drove all over the country with grandma, even hitting up a bunch of Cortez Owner's Club events. I remember the day he finally sold it, it was like sending your puppy away to that farm. Also, come on guys, "there version" ?

This is interesting timing. Just noticed that the domain I want for my business is available for sale. It had previously been occupied and was actively being used, but no longer. I already own two domains related to the business, which both redirect to the same site. I contacted the owner to find out what they want…

You know, I actually saw one in a really unexpected place. I was driving down the back road from my gloomy business park to the depressing business park food court (you know, the one just past the driving range?) and one of these turned the corner. I had to whip the car around to make sure it actually was a 918,…

::DRIVING INTENSIFIES::

How to stop fighting about money with your SO:

Thanks for letting us all know how great you are. Without this post, we may have never realized.

Sat next to one in traffic this morning. Can confirm that they sound great idling, putting along, and at WOT.

I was afraid for this the whole time.

A guy can dream.

MK64 is the only option. All others can GTFO.

Paraphrasing Kevin Smith here: don't WANT to be something, just BE it. You want to be a filmmaker? Be a filmmaker, make a film. Stop asking for others' permission.

Next up: One horsepower per pound.

We've got one in our crappy apartment complex!

Slick. Always loved Admiral Blue.