Either you're full of shit (actually, you definitely are) or you weren't "pretty much fine." Blackout happens around 0.2, if you've been drinking a lot in a short time (blackouts happen most often with rapid changes in BAC), and you lose your gag reflex around 0.22 (read puke/choke on vomit). Most humans struggle to…

I agree, being memorable (in a good way) is a good way to move yourself up on the consideration list. My coworkers who interviewed me for my current job all recognized me as the guy with the silly moustache. I don't wear it anymore, but they all mentioned it as something that stuck out in their minds.

Rear end reminds me of this:

"I spent $2,000 for chiropractor co-pays and deductibles; $1,000 for acupuncture." Literally everything about this article says "I am a walking ball of bad decisions, but got saved by Jesus at the last minute when I got a tremendous court settlement that just so happened to cover my existing debt," but the bit about…

It just seems like for that purpose, a ruler or yardstick might be cheaper, less complicated, more environmentally friendly, and like, more multi-taskable.

Am I the only person who thought laser scissors were a joke the first time they saw them? Seriously? The laser is attached to the scissors. If you move your hand, the line moves. It's exactly as easy to cut crookedly with laser scissors as it is with regular scissors, and they cost, on average, three times as much.…

1st gear: Are people still saying "Duh."? Because, duh.

The Segway. It was supposed to "REVOLUTIONIZE PERSONAL TRANSPORTATION," but it's a dumb idea on its face, if a nifty little gadget. Now exclusively used the the too-rich to ooze around their compounds and tourists too fat and/or lazy to walk around a city they've paid to come to. Terrible.

Feel like attributing that quote?

I don't know. A C6 Corvette is certainly pushing that definition as well, and I think it's a great car. Not really super, though.

It's very odd to see the Vigor here. One just moved into our apartment complex and the wife and I were like "Is that an... Acura Vigor??" Not nearly as nice shape as this one though.

Ah perfect. I never use the web client, so that explains some things. Thanks!

On a slightly unrelated note: why do I get notifications when someone follows someone else? Often, they're not even people I follow. What's up with that, and how can I turn it off?

SO glad I got to see that eighteen times.

Once again, folks, the calling-card of clickbait: If the title of an article poses a question, the answer to that question is always, and without exception "No. Absolutely not. No."

Rush is stalling out in theaters because Americans, by and large, do not care about auto racing that isn't NASCAR, and by and large,…

Lighten up, Francis. What's the point of being a parent if you don't get to mortify your children every once in a while? This is nothing but good-hearted fun. If she took her top off and started running around downtown yelling obscenities, sure, leave that video out of your kids graduation party montage, but this?…

I'm sure she'd be happy to discuss the finer points of being an insufferable pedant with you when she sobers up a bit. "NASCAR" describes the vehicle as well as, or better than, the term "Stock car."

I would imagine all of that body cladding does a number on the total weight figure, though I can't be sure.

Also it's slow, so there's no chance of outrunning anything that might be pursuing you, such as the police, or an enraged jalop.

That's true, it's important to be able to shit on the opinions of people discussing a device that came out near-as-makes-no-difference two years ago.