I think it's more likely to make your ass bloody and mean.

Sheesh guys, chill out. Nobody's murdering e-cats just yet. I have two cats, and think it would be deeply amusing to see the tubby one try and right himself when dropped from shoulder height. I've seen him jump from the top of the cat tree and be just fine (~7ft)- I would be more worried about the structural…

Cool- it seems totally counter intuitive. I don't have a lot of use for it as I love my Tempur-pillows, but the shammed (is that a word?) ones could use some rejuvenation.

Regardless of the egotism, you're telling me that if you had billions of dollars, you wouldn't build a spaceship and go to Mars if the technology was there? This dude likes the ocean, so he built a submarine and funded a voyage. I don't see the harm.

So the answer to smartphone addiction, then, is not being addicted to smartphones? I think if you find yourself being rude to other people when you've got an alternate form of entertainment in your pocket, it's reasonable to swap it out for something less functional, but less distracting. The number of people who…

Have to agree. I couldn't really make "that twitter thing is a pretty tenuous argument" into a whole comment, so I'm glad someone mentioned it. It is, though.

"Sadly, not all domestic cats can survive a massive fall, and that's for one reason: they're often overweight because they get fed treats and snacks all day long. But if your cat is lean and agile, it should happily survive a modest drop."

I don't think this microwave is substantially better looking than any other stainless microwave. I appreciate the feet from a functional standpoint, but that touchpad is STILL an absolute clusterfuck. They just keep getting worse, too. A microwave should have a number pad or dial, and a way to adjust the power. …

Updated headline: "If you love pizza, and live in Dubai within the delivery range of one particular pizza place, this is the best invention in the world for ordering one kind of pizza."

Beer on tap (I make my own, but that's not necessary), GOOD headphones, and a nice couch, (preferably leather) with a clear view of all the screens in the room.

OCZ Vertex SSD deal is expired. Currently $150.

Nice "no true scotsman" fallacy, there Bacco. It's always nice to have an excuse to post this one:

Brilliant. Fantastic driving, a fantastic finish, and fantastic commentary. This gets my vote.

I Disagree. Bad sportsmanship from both drivers that whole race. Didn't like watching the race and hated that ending. Poor form on all parts. To say nothing of the positively vacuous commentary.

That's a safe, harmless, cap shooting Giant Atomic Bomb, mind you...

Just as an FYI, I was definitely intrigued by the price of that OCZ Petrol SSD, but thanks to the handy fatwallet forums, I was pointed towards the newegg reviews:[www.newegg.com]

Apart from adding to the pile of people mentioning that Gizmodo is still totally incapable of discriminating satire from real science articles and that this is clearly the former, I'll just leave this here...

Came here to mention this. Glad someone else noticed.

This Just in:

+1 to this. I didn't get up early enough to post it myself, but glad someone else thought of it. I was so surprised when I saw it, I nearly vomited.