I defecated en masse.

No, grown ups just don't understand that growing up constantly bombarded with information overload has given us the ability to totally filter out unimportant aspects of the content we ingest and left us pretty much immune to advertising.

Yea! Super cool!

That... is awesome.

I remember seeing that car in person. Very cool at the time, but oh god, the interior.

OK, I think it's time to throw in the proverbial towel, dave. You just used the phrase "kids these days." I know it's hard to accept now, but people rarely see this coming. Try to work through the denial, and re-read your comment. I think you may be old. I know it's difficult, but maybe you should consider buying…

You forgot "gurney bump"

And the mysteriously appearing side "ducts" ?

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How are you not starred? Excellent reference.

"I hate your flicker" is the name of the new lesbian BDSM humiliation porn site i'm starting.

I think what you meant to say was "also, hipster chicks, please keep taking POV photos of your own feet. Maybe take more photos of yourself than you would have previously considered, not necessarily of feet, but any parts of your body, in part or whole. Also, seriously consider sending them to me, at…

I don't care if windows 8 is a Win98 clone as long as it has native blu-ray support. It is fucking ridiculous that in 2011 I have to use POWERDVD8 BD EDITION to shittily play my blu-rays, completely separate from the rest of my very tidy HTPC interface setup. And yes, I know how to rip BD, but I shouldn't have to…

Except it was. If you read the whole document, only one of many (more than 10) images shows the wrong size tablet. The rest are all of the new, correct one.

relevant.

Even the title says "neighbors" as in plural. Further down it reads that a single transaction was $2,500, and mentions plural victims and their plural accounts, numbers, names, and birthdays more than a few times. Reading the post would get you there, and I suppose reading the actual source article would be way too…

I don't know how long ago "use to be" (sic) was for you, but I think in the context of this site, it's a perfectly acceptable use of the word hack. Readers of this blog typically accept a definition that includes all of the things you mentioned. Common usage suggests a new definition that more closely resembles…

I don't know how long ago "use to be" was for you, but I think in the context of this site, any simple repurposement (not a word) or easy modification to improve the operation of some device definitely qualifies as a hack. I don't see how this doesn't qualify: any regular reader of this blog typically accepts hack to…

You must have an incredible number of lists of obscure favorites.

Since he got me to google it, I suppose that I, too, have been trolled.