thank you!

Why ? A lot of people do not follow gossip. I’m always ashamed when I spent time with my “normal” friends, that I know all that crap about those stupid people.

It’s not about analyzing the psyches, its about studying the steps they and their societies took before they were committing genocide. It’s about measuring the distance between a black guy getting the hell beat out if him at a Trump rally and Kristalnacht and making sure we, as a society, correct course before the…

This is simply not true. People do things for reasons we can explain, if we’re willing to wade through the work of doing so.

I’m a cop in an area with plenty of rural spots and I have no problem with someone doing this. Here’s what I ask people to do: call 911, put on your flashers, and turn on your interior light. At that point, it’s very clear to me that you acknowledge the stop, aren’t trying to run, and recognize my need for safety.

In most states, you can call *77 on your cell to get in contact with the highway patrol in the area. They should be able to relay your intention to the officer following you. Check on your state though, as some use other numbers. You should also turn on your hazards, use the right lane, and travel at normal speed.

I just want to climb him and be a very dirty monkey.

This is one of his many gorgeous sons and the new Tarzan.

I don’t even care if Tarzan is awful.

I DIED during the alien sketch. I mean, I was laughing hot tears. Kate McKinnon is absolutely going to be one of the Greats.

I almost chocked on a piece of strawberry laughing so hard.

“The whole thing felt very off the books”

They are all of us, running into the shitstorm of the Internet, every day.

Eloquence? I don’t think I’ve ever heard Melania Trump speak.

I think Cher is angry or worried about something, you guys. I think.

I watched an interview with her and she just seems so easy-going and hilarious. I’d definitely be drunk BFFs with her.

Adele sounds like fun, i want to have a slumber party with her and drink wine

This is a fun column and also I live in LA and volunteer as tribute to be your date any time (because open bars are the best and there is nothing better than a million free appetizers instead of a full meal).