My niece discovered her parents’ Monty Python’s Flying Circus boxed set, and watches it often. She’s 6. Also, she referred to the Ministry of Silly Walks in a homework assignment.

My parrot, who is valiantly trying to learn to whistle this tune, heartily approves.

Thank you for keeping us updated! And thanks for keeping it concise with out all the hysteria that has leaked into most news sources.

Tyler, thank you for your sensible, not sensationalist, reporting!

We have lengthy discussions on the issue

aha. poor widdle thigh

My son’s getting a large dose of vaccines this afternoon, I’ll let you know if he turns into an alien by tomorrow morning

i want to see the google doc of all of these.

“usually reasonable burlap sack full of rancid Peeps...” -do you lie awake at night thinking of these? They are simply epic and may get me through the next year with these asshats.

OMG, bearded red-shirt guy with the baffled blinking. <3

It’s generally not a smart move to insult the voters of an entire early-primary state.

And I’m a product of an affair! And the man I call my dad is thus not my biological father.

Of topic: My sister bought my father a Tribble for his birthday. It vibrates and purrs and screams and is motion activated. It’s my favorite family member.

I will be first in line to see this movie. Dory, besides being the name of my dear, departed kitty, has been an inspiration to me when depression takes hold.

Robots aren’t typically programmed to be sexist, racist, or bigoted in any way. That already makes them more tolerable than many, many humans.

Same.

Ok, ok, ok. You win. You can have it back. Here it is.

This is some Real Housewives level shit-stirring.