Go home, kid, you're drunk.

Herding breeds can be aggressive with kids as kids don't like to be herded, despite the dog's best efforts :-)

Herding breeds can be aggressive with kids as kids don't like to be herded, despite the dog's best efforts :-)

I don't know if you are a troll or what but you sure are grouchy.

Oh god, I don't why these SIM deaths are so funny to me. I must be some kind of sociopath...

I laughed louder at this than I should have, I think.

Can you keep him inside most of the time and then take him outside once in awhile on a leash and harness?

I thought the salad was a joke. Like, literally a joke the chef was playing on them. But, nope. Just a reallly small salad.

There are two pufflings on the boulder right now and they are SO FLUFFY. Edit: False alarm :-( it's a recording from earlier. STILL VERY FLUFFY THOUGH

Do you really have to pay to get the recipes there?

Why do you have to be a dick?

This might be weird but I thought I would just throw it out there. What if you got a big mirror (even, like, floor to ceiling) and hung each book from a wire from the ceiling (maybe with some kind of clip to hold the book) in front of the mirror but several inches away from it, all at different heights? You'd be…

I don't understand the "it's too expensive" people...a charburger is $3, add cheese for .50. A double charburger is $4. The fries and onion rings are $2 each.

Fyi, I think generally oils can be broken down with acids (like lactic acid in dairy products)...like if you eat something spicy, better to drink milk, or eat some sour cream or something to help cool things down (rather than water). So next time you inadvertently put acid on your man parts, just ask your hostess for…

Love each and every one of these

Gods, I love that show. It seems to bring out the best in everyone.

Really? I don't think he's hot at all. What do y'all give him on a scale of 1-10? I give him a 4 or 5?

Aww, that's beautiful :-)

What is this "leftover wine" of which you speak?

I don't think blonde people should be putting coffee on their hair...if it stains teeth, and you can use it to fill in scratches on wood tables, it will surely stain your hair?