Ughhhh, Conan is so ...unfunny. Maybe I just don't get him? Idk.

It was definitely never necessary.

This is a tangent-and-a-half, but nevertheless...

He's obviously homosexual. That's why he's so obsessed with proving that it can't and shouldn't exist.

What! I need 500 more followers, STAT!

I'm like 87.3% sure that's congealed urine.

"Sweet Jesus ...Diaz!!!"

Hahaha, they were obviously uncultured. Or <19 years old.

LEELOO DALLAS MULTIPASS.

Agreed 100%. I am an ENFP and it's so hard for me to understand true introverts. I constantly think they are lonely or unsatisfied. It's difficult for me to grasp the concept that some people enjoy being by themselves because I have always thrived in the company of others. Thanks for sharing! :)

LOL! Touché, my friend. The thing is... I've been a loyal iPhone user for >4 years now, but I'm just so incredibly BORED by the last couple generations that Apple has put out. This whole waiting 2 years for a new form factor/screen size is just foolish. Is nobody else completely unimpressed when a device that is…

brb, I'm trying to care less.

Blah blah blah, when is my holographic TV coming out? And no, I don't mean some "3D" sh*t I need stupid glasses for... I mean a LEGIT holographic television. Like a 50" x 50" flat surface upon which movies and TV shows come to life. 2018? 2025? 2050? Ughhh, not soon enough. :-/

I didn't even smile. :-/

I hope you don't take this the wrong way when I say this, but... DIE.

I don't mean to be a b*tch, but that CGI was TERRRRRRRRIBLE. So unrealistic. They could have just used clips from various doomsday movies instead.

Hmm, these look like the PERFECT outfits for me next season. :)

"...pulling that tab and tearing through the latex material makes it a lot easier to accidentally get what's on the gloves onto your skin."

I don't know which way I'm doing it? To scroll down a page, I put two fingers on the track pad and drag up. Is that natural? It feels natural.

Hmmm, sounds like teh gays and lesbians might be able to someday have offspring with DNA from both parents... Scientists, you have 10 years to make my dreams come true!