“Just sitting around the house tonight w my dog. Felt like I should be doing something important, but couldn’t put my finger on it”

This one will be I bet

Flagged for hate speech

COTD.

One ought not read the Sun for any reason.

Much. Thank you.

As a Bruins fan, all I can say is “Oh, now you all love Brad Marchand.”

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

Usually it’s because if you throw behind the batter and the catcher still catches it, then both the current batter and the next batter are both automatically called out. If the catcher misses the ball, then the batter on-deck may shout, “Whack-bat!” and the current batter goes to third base, unless it is already…

It may be an asshole fish, but it looks cool.

Surefire method for team USA to avoid snarky tweets from Phil Kessel:

Oh David, no one is saying you didn’t care, of course you cared. What people are saying is that maybe, juuust maybe, the people who picked the team and the coaches should have been fired because holy shit. I’m sure you cared, but maybe there were other players who also would have cared and would have been good. …

Gordon Murray doesn’t work for McLaren.

I could honestly spend all day compiling a list of better choices, but was content to go with the other three active Americans with Cup rings more recent than Torterella’s.

Torts is I guess the best option for an American coach, but has been on such a downslide ever since he got the boot from the Rangers.