Do these Cardinals fans responses count as reading a book?

Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals.

So apparently every Cardinals fan used to write for Grantland.

Let’s remember the immortal John Skelton.

So it turns out these “neutral doctors" were, in fact, a bunch of Jags.

“Maybe now they’ll finally give Jeff George a chance.”

Well Teddy, you did it. I actually feel bad for Drew.

Typical Drew with the fowl mouth again.

Well these Sandpeople are idiots. Aren’t they trained to run behind each other to hide their numbers?

I always enjoy reading “Why Your Team Sucks” every year and I make it a point to read every one. I read every word of the Packers today (Packers fan) and I try to be a good sport about it all. And it’s a shame to see someone get injured.

Great. Another African-American quarterback that won’t be standing during the national anthem.

Just throw some ketchup on it and get out there on the field.

He is eating large pizzas with ketchup for sauce. So no.

Now there’s a man who isn’t afraid to go for two!

Thanks for posting this Drew! These previews sure get me excited for football season! Aren’t you excited for the 2016 season as well?

Complete behind the back spin is usually reserved for Fox Sports.

Always theoretical trick play effectiveness truthers

He was only doing behind-the-back spiral throws because he was trying to top Tony Romo’s inside-the-back spiral fracture.

Show off. This isn’t how things should be done.

Somehow this call is going to be blamed on Marilyn Manson.