These reader submissions were blander than the state of Indiana.

If they took a taxi to the Olympic Village then there is definitely security cam footage of that car entering and exiting the premises. Why wouldn’t the police have tracked down the car and spoken to the driver yet?

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

*checks post*

Forget the money. The money is always going to be there.

Ok, I actually chuckled at “gives me the willies.”

Meh?

She’s not hating on the Miata as a thing, but the blind cult that has accreted around it. This kind of comment is the problem. Actually take a moment to read what she’s written.

Also, for the record, I don't like Miatas. They're the boring choice, every time, and you can get a lot more for the same price than people…

Gruden is a God damn national treasure.

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

It’s kind of his thing:

Had something similar happen to me.

That is the least tempting food item I’ve ever heard described. Throw that crap in the toilet and let Liam wipe the rim with his disgusting sock.

Nobody gives a shit about your bunk-ass oatmeal mush and your faux-foodspin writing voice. If you want savory oatmeal, learn how to cook risotto like a “grown-ass person.”

Do you really get validation by being contrarian? Someone told you what your non-sense hipster opinion should be so you defend it by being a cock to strangers on the internet?

Liam should be in prison.

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

They have three sons: Baylen, Bowen, and Callen, and a daughter, Rylen.

You won’t believe what your favorite childhood celebs look like now!