haven’t seen a Commodore this upset since Vanderbilt was aced out of railroad control by Jay Gould and Jim Fisk

The red-on-white color really totes my goats.

Happy because you’re not in cup final on Sunday?

As long as MU suffers, I am pleased.

Not to be outdone, Adrian Peterson declared his love for Ipswich Town.

That was a ton of goddamn fun. The most I’ve had watching sports since the Packers/Cardinals game.

I know everyone is saying Gordon was robbed, and rightfully so, but he should have been docked some points for his assists coming from what might be the stupidest looking mascot of all time.

With me having no clue that Win Butler was someone’s name, this headline made NO freaking sense. Read it about 20 times trying to figure out wtf Butler’s college BBall team winnin a game had to do with Arcade Fire Singer (never knew there was a band called Arcade Fire) then about 10 more trying to figure out how the…

This headline makes my head hurt.

“Johnson’s first touch is a real horror show!”

- Ian Darke

I could ignite Deadspin’s audience by typing “tits” 300 times and hitting the publish button.

Are you actually trying to say this is a Mustang II?

Citroen CX Limousine. The amount of comfort in the car is insane, for something made in the seventies. The interior design and the controls are certainly revolutionary. I wonder why none of that ever caught on. And the suspension, wow, that was smooth. You can barrel through anything, speed bumps become non-existent.…

I swear if you slow that video down, you can see Tracy Porter’s soul leave his body.

Maybe it looks better with the US Colorado front on it.

Love is truly dead. *sniffle* At least we’ll always have the memory of their engagement.

I for one welcome our new snowtrain overlord, forebearer of the great Snowpiercer. All glory to the sacred engine.

And everyone was saying the Bengals were undisciplined.

Indeed it is!