Dammit! What the fuck is wrong with people!?

Nice try, Josh Gordon.

What are you talking about?

How is Diego Costa not involved with this somewhere?

Everything is bigger in Texas. Things like the amount of completely disgusting bullshit you’ll let someone get away with if they’re good at football. Because Texas.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

This was some bland as hell CBS commentary for such a wild play. A shame we can’t clone Verne Lundquist.

Concrete wall that says “northern louisiana medical center”. Seems like a “medical center” would know to pad the wall. Are they that desperate for business!?!

“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”

This will be a good time to step away and reassess where we are moving forward.

“How dare you suggest we try and win games!”

Maybe you just need to trust the experts here. Nobody develops young quarterbacks like the Cleveland Browns. And nobody has more experience.

I’m not expert, but if I’m a Chelsea exec, I’m telling my players to have a sex scandal. It certainly worked in Leicester’s favor

You would think that Doomsday preachers would already be on this.

2ABBERT

#7itDownComing

According to state law, yeah, it’s absolutely his responsibility.

Dude only decided to call the cops because they stiffed him on the tip. He had no problem with them walking out after 7 margs each.