Is Guy Fieri calling this game?

Back to England with you Bale. Which is awesome, because fuck la liga.

I just hope their Thurman Munson bobbleheads work better than those stupid Lou Gehrig ones they gave out last year. Those broken pieces of shit never stopped shaking.

Sorry. Not seeing it.

WHY DO YOU HATE THE CARDINALS JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE THE PUREST EXPRESSION OF BASEBALL, OF AMERICA AND OF GOD’S GRACE TOWARD MAN?!? WHY DEADSPIN WHY?

I just tried to sell my Porsche Cayenne S on CL... It’s mint and I just put 8k into it to make sure it would be good for years to come, new tires, etc. (I planned on keeping it for a few more years it but am likely taking a transfer and the Cayenne cannot make the move.) Anyhow, it was a pain. CL ghosted the ad for a…

Don’t you dare say an unkind word about crank windows.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

I have to say, Timothy Dalton in this film is one of the finest performances of any actor ever on screen.

The only suitable analogy to be made between the anti-vaxxers and cars is to equate them to the people who used to refuse to wear seatbelts because they were certain - despite all evidence against it, including films such as Red Asphalt and Signal 30 - that it is safer to be thrown from a wreck than to be contained…

I mean, I still contain myself, you lunatic.

Drew - were you wearing the Chopped shirt? I can see where a bumblebee might have gotten confused.

Last semester I nominated a professor of mine for an award at the college I go to. Turns out that the essay I wrote for his nomination got me invited to his award ceremony. Anyways, there is this big, fancy cocktail party and dinner before the event. How acceptable is it for me to get shitfaced before it? It will…

Fruit-on-the-bottom fix: Shake vigorously before peeling top open. It sounds like going down on an elephant (I ASSUME) but makes it all perfectly blended

Cheez-Its or Goldfish (cheddar), who you got?

Did she think ARod was at bat?

Christ this is dumb. Nobody feels “compelled” to follow soccer leagues from other countries, they do so because they enjoy it.

One day, Jim Nantz will be forced to announce a soccer game and I will enjoy his obvious disgust.

That bit is implied by the continued existence of Deadspin.