2 bears.

2008 Stanley Cup Final. Sid almost put one in with no time left to tie it and it didn’t happen. All the oblivious puck bunnies cheered. I screamed obscenities and went outside and fucking bawled my eyes out.

Damn. Even the I Ham Eagle Thrust wasn’t this bad.

You have three WS trophies?

They wouldn’t have spelled Tony Hand’s jersey wrong. Just saying.

Nakama.

Just as one deflate story ends. Another blossoms.

I’m assuming with Carroll it would be steel beams and jet fuel.

It’s also probably fair to mention that even the English tiered leagues have Stadium requirements. The Cherries barely qualify but those requirements exist for stadiums.

My romantic side hates you. The rest of me completely agrees.

Come on now, Cardinals fans can’t hate Glendale anywhere near as much as that Coyotes fan right?

It was two great hilarious days for Pittsburgh sports media. Basically every single talk show was trying to coax the crazies into calling. Maybe this will finally get some old farts off the season ticket list.

I am super excited when all the idiot yinzers show up not realizing that this is supposed to be comedic.

He is definitely not terrible and the way we’ve looked through matches.....actually

This isnt Jezebel.

Didn’t he pull the same shit at RM?

The truth is basically that Mourinho is just a bag of dicks. Also he probably got bored and wants out of Chelsea or he’s deflecting that they drew against Swansea.

It’s like a retarded Nissan Xterra.

See also: Fuck Manchester United

At least it wasn’t Pulisistic