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I had an obnoxious guy who lived on the ground floor of my block. He was an old coffin dodger and thought he ruled the block.

Hey, Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls?

1. Peugeot 206 - Engine randomly cut out on a motorway (highway). Pulled across the lanes to the side, restarted the engine, was fine. Never happened again.

Damn, it feels good to be a European

It’s a good chart, but I’d argue that the issue isn’t our optimistic expectations of a release date, the issue is that RSI keep claiming that the game will be released on whatever date then wildy overshooting it. It’s a case of overpromise and underdeliver.

3 crashes in the space of 1 minute. He needs to be sterilised for the good of mankind.

She was on top, went to slap her butt and hit myself in the balls. Crippled myself and totally killed the mood.
She hasn’t let me forget it since.

Reh - Know

I like the idea of Doctor Octopus gently making love to my car in the garage

Went and saw it the other day. Beautiful aircraft and sounds like nothing else in the air. Shame to see it go, but glad I was there to see it off.

They whack some wheels on it and drive it down

My corsa vxr front bumper got stolen in swansea. Ended up costing me over a grand to fix (GBP). Turns out bumpers (esp. VXR) are worth a lot on the aftermarket.

If people want to steal games, they will. That’s what torrents are for. The people who claim a refund for a 2 hour game are going to be in the minority and if they aren’t willing to pay, they will just download and crack it anyway.

I think this is a good thing and will stop publishers pushing broken games.

Actually, it has. It’s not fantastic, but it’s better than Ep 1 and 2. They took a slating for it and have clearly taken it on board. It’s no LA Noire though

Breaded dragon is definitely the best way of cooking it

You can get it without the vent, but you won’t get very far before it explodes

This is the excuse I use with my gf when I drive enthusiastically...

The French aren't really into respectful anything.

If the redirect keeps happening, clear your cache and manually type in us.kotaku.com. I had to do this to stop the Gimzodo uk redirects