That shit cray.

That's easy. Just consider how everything you do is likely to affect anyone. If it's negative, change it.

Better get used to them. Daytime running lights are now mandatory for new cars in the UK, so manufacturers are using any excuse to plaster the fronts of their new cars with LEDs.

"Odds are you'll be dead within the next hour"

I had 2 'rachel' contacts in my phone. I saw one in a lecture and text her 'I seee youuu' with the intention of waving at her when she looked back.

You don't ever upgrade everything at once. I only upgrade a component at a time and only when I'm noticing actual performance drops.

Looks like an old impreza to me

Well, pop some Aderall and get on with it then. I expect it done by Monday.

I don't know if you've played LoL, but it's far from simple. The teamwork, tactics and decisions that need to be made in split seconds make it supremely complex to be honest.

Google 'Adblock plus' and use that until they change it. I'm all up for funding sites, but when it hinders usability....

I've seen a guy reading, a guy driving a Range Rover with a laptop on his lap, typing with both hands, a guy playing a trumpet. On the subject of putting on makeup, I've had a woman nearly roll back into me at the lights while she was putting on mascara.

It's pretty progressive of them to actually train you how to sexually harass people and even certify you for it. I wholeheartedly approve.

My philosophy is this: Regret nothing. Most of the time, you did what you felt was right at the time. Therefore, you can never really blame yourself for making the wrong decision. It's in the past, learn from it and move on.

I for one would hate someone ploughing into my anus at 10x the speed of light.

I have all the vanilla install disks, so it doesn't affect me. However, your point stands.

All the more reason to self-build. Alternatively, if you get a laptop, it's good practice to do a full format the first time you turn it on. It also has the added benefit of getting rid of all the crapware that manufacturers insist on pre-installing.

I'm very fit, slim and exercise all the time. I still end up unable to sleep for days at a time. It sucks really. I'm exhausted, yet my body doesn't seem to understand that means I need to sleep.

Well colour me interested. This certainly brought a bit of colour to my day.

Our Police helicopters are the most advanced in the world at the moment. Their top speed is higher than an RS5, plus it can cut the corners. At no point was the RS5 outrunning the chopper.

The TX4 by LTI will remain the most used cab in the UK. It's as purpose built as this thing is and already well established. Plus it keeps the iconic 'London Cabbie' styling.