I’d argue that Mulaney is one of those comedians (like Ellen) who has a reputation for being very soft and anodyne. But in reality their comedy is a bit harsher and “meaner” than they get credit for, because it comes wrapped in such an unassuming package. That’s part of why it works so well, imo.

That’s horrible. The only reason the monkeys even agreed to work with Harlow in the first place is because they heard he was bananas.

This post is totally bullshit.

this exact fucking website criticized this movie by calling it underwhelming and lackluster you fucking moron

Unfortunately for the trolls, Captain Marvel is dedicated to a fallen airman, so hating the movie means they hate the troops. I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.

I love the way he just tossed Heath Shuler’s name in there casually.

I hate myself for siding with a sports agent, but holy shit, that response.

Bills fans this morning are destroying property, calling Brown racial slurs and drunkenly getting into fistfights so, you know, you can just imagine how they’ll react when they hear about this.

Dude, Breaking Bad would have been so much better if Skylar would have not been such a BITCH and just help Walt be a fucking BOSS.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

This was a very funny sketch. I personally liked his reference to “Little Andy Cunanan”, which completely went over the audiences heads.

But we got plenty of Bill Hader elsewhere, and it’d be hypocritical to criticize Saturday Night Live for not doing the easy thing in bringing back a slam-dunk recurring bit, right?

“Would a serious reporter title his articles in such non-professional, vulgar way?”
- Guy who used “Butt-fisted” in the title of a paper. 

If it’s Tebow I might be convinced that god does exist.

The NBA age restriction was always premised on the paternalistic bullshit that young, black men would not be well prepared to deal with the big money and fame they would receive at a nascent adult age. A retrograde argument contradicted by the fact that the NHL (and its many owners who also control NBA franchises)…

But seek ye first the kinja of God, and his righteousness; and all these stars shall be added unto you.

“Awake, awake, Zion, clothe yourself with strength! Put on your garments of splendor, Jerusalem, the holy city. And maybe, like, an ankle brace or something, ‘cause damn that don’t look good.”

Whatever you think of his take, you have to acknowledge that Bill Simmons’s history definitely gives him a position to criticize a person for trying to lure talent away from another organization to join his own.

I will not say it sounded fishy. I’ll say that, being a lawyer, I have been privy to hate crimes in the past. And while I did not automatically think he lied, I did think “that’s kind of....perfect.” I mean, it was the description of what would basically be a textbook hate crime - epithets, a noose, bleach, the MAGA…

Probably not the _best_ idea to assume that undersized guys who can shoot threes really well at small schools in NC won’t be able to make it in the NBA, but I could be wrong.