It’s what Google Translate MLB —> NBA would come up with for “Jamie Moyer’s changeup.”

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

what do you expect from a guy who married his own daughter

Aging players not being over paid is fine (though we can argue whether that’s what’s actually happening here). What’s not fine, however, is that they’ve had their salaries artificially suppressed for 7 years during their rookie and arbitration years. If you’re advocating for them not making that money up on the back…

Longtime lurker, first time poster here. This hit really close to home for me so I thought I’d chime in.

I’ve been dealing with bipolar and moderate schizophrenia for a long time. He’s absolutely right, hearing voices is terrifying and it’s only made worse by the fact that you’re totally aware of your condition but…

“Hearing voices is no joke, it’s actually very scary. I feel like someone is trying to come kill me,” Young wrote.

This is some Grade A, certified lean, USDA-approved Kinja right here

Peter King did not get it right:

Ah yes, that classic pro-union stance of “consider the boss!”

[holds it in]

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

This is a wonderful piece, Diana. It’s truly terrifying, and makes me more and more nervous every day.

Do you think you’re on the phone with WFAN right now?

Ugh, Dad, go back and wait in the car. I told you I’d be out in a minute.

“uh something happened, non-contact, everyone started throwing up, and now his leg doesn’t work”

“Blatt fascistically represents the Jewish-Israeli longing for respect from the world”.

God damn, Haaretz went from the New York Times of Israel to the Hysterical Pravda of Israel so quick. So I guess what I’m saying is Haaretz went from the New York Times of Israel to the the New York Times of Israel.

WHAT.

In college, Newt Gingrich came to my school to speak. He visited my class, which focused on the UN and the history of NGOs and IGOs. We got into a discussion about Iran and he rambled on about how they hate us because they hate modernity. I raised my hand to point out that there is probably still asked degree of…

I was alone in an elevator with Ruth Bader Ginsburg and she farted. I was going to ignore it like a gentleman when she said “woah did somebody step on a duck.” We both laughed and she turned to me and said “no one will ever believe you if you tell this again.” She is one wise lady.