I mean, tell me you didn’t already know that about Mark Davis.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

I think I should once again emphasize the part where the author says “But the strangers outside know nothing of the myriad other lives being lived inside the fortress. It’s hard to see the complexities of a distinct world through the smoke. We who come from within know of kindness and love, of charity and faith.”

The words “Olam Hazeh” written on Jezebel makes my heart sing.

This is wonderful and yet I’m so nervous.

Eric Byrnes said on MLB network last night that the three best players in baseball right now are Trout, Harper, and Correa. Whether you agree or not, the fact that it isn’t that insane of a statement for a guy who just got called up, is pretty amazing.

CPA here. (Full disclosure- also a Reds fan, and I hate the Cardinals). I know that the way this article is framed up makes it look really bad, but I want to call out a few points, because I really don’t think this is anything to get alarmed about.

Holy shit, Franklin Gutierrez is still doing stuff.

I don’t know if I can buy into the statement “capitalism was made possible by the oppression of White Supremacy”, but, even if I accept that as truth, I don’t follow the logic that, therefore, capitalism=white supremacy.

I wonder if he found that 2005 NLCS Game 5 Albert Pujols home run ball up there.

The view is great and all, but I wouldn’t want to be up there regardless, just in case Josh Hamilton ever tries to toss me a baseball.

Or while cursing his good-for-nothing son Prince Edmond, The Black Adder.

Chuck Blazer looks like what would emerge if Peter King, Peter Jackson, George Lucas, and Victor French had a fivesome with a big bag of Irish oatmeal.

That is probably what Wozniacki says as well.

Yes, if there’s one thing the New York Times pines for, it is the esteem of Sam Elliott’s character from The Big Lebowski.

With wingman, Simmons, blowing in the wind, Klosterman seems to be really letting himself go.

Holy shit. What are the odds of finding two disheveled white guys with beards in Arizona?

Now-Frantic Sports Editor: “Takin’ It In The Enes: Phil Fails Again.”

Who knew that Lance Stephenson was the glue that kept this team together.

I’m sorry, I blacked out after “hates dark meat.”