2010 called it wants its #hottaek back

In all seriousness, this would be a great quality to have as a manager if that’s something he’d be interested in

So I should talk to your lawyer, the Georgia Peach?

I would just like to point out that apparently Judge Rosemarie Aquilina writes crime novels and we should all buy them

According to some interpretations, the Jewish definition of hell is being confronted by your crimes, the actions that you did furtively in secret, that you thought you could get away with being revealed for all to see, the result being that you are in a state of intense embarrassment and shame for however long it…

The prospect of Andruw Jones falling off the ballot makes me sad

He tweeted out a link to an article by a dude who thinks Jerry Sandusky was framed so

Commentatots just said that he was checked for a concussion and he has one. So the Saints let him play with a concussion. There should be fines.

Baseball is a much different animal than basketball. Bigger rosters, farm systems, no salary cap (allowing teams to pay the loser’s tax to bring talent in; in basketball its impossible to attract top tier talent to a bad team because you can’t outspend more preferable destinations), lots of other stuff.

I thought this said Jews and my heart skipped a beat

The entire fourth quarter I was thinking “how is Deadspin going to exult about this”
You did not disappoint.

Fwiw, the head counselor at my ultra-Orthodox sleepaway summer camp told us a story about how he knew someone who was Jewish who asked Reggie Jackson for an autograph and then “he called him such a bad word for a Jew that I can’t repeat it in a shul”. The moral of the story was that athletes weren’t role models,…

I still don’t get this whole notion that our flag represents our right to play football but not our right to not get shot by the government

Fellow Modern Orthodox dude here. I’m right there with you, and keep doing what you’re doing.

People remember Vince Young as a bust, but fact is, he had just finished a season where he took over an 0-6 team and led them to the playoffs, posting a 82.8 Quarterback rating, and had started a season where he had gone 4-4 for a team that would finish 6-10, posting a 98.6 Quarterback rating, when Jeff Fisher decided…

This further cements Marvin Miller’s status as the Best Person Ever for Sports and further makes it criminal insanity that he’s not in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

I mean, I was joking, but like, can you maybe think of some event that occurred that would make Jews nervous about anti-semitism? Like, something that happened in the last century or so?

I’m in Seattle and I give a shit.
Because I’m Jewish.
And also I’m from New Jersey.