Me for the rest of the weekend. "You Finally Found Out"...FUCK NOPE.

You know, It's crazy. I've had so many weird shit happen and I just rationalize it away. Growing in Dominican Republic, there were some very crazy things that I saw, especially since my mother practiced Santeria. I'm not just talking little altars, I'm talking parties with other practitioners of that faith, feasts,…

This is gold.

only bang a guy with a downstairs bathroom.

Try stock/bullion/broth even better than apple juice.

When I was fresh out of boot camp but still in training for my job in the USAF, we were not allowed to have coffee makers/hot plates or any other source of heat in our barraks. BUT, we we're allowed to have irons since we had to press our uniforms.

Exactly. Find a starbucks you never care about frequenting again/where the baristas won't give you side-eye for bringing in a different OKCupid date every Sunday, have a coffee with your stranger-date, walk out and text your friend about how it went. Carry on from there.

In general, yes. I do know one very happy/very cute couple who met online and one of them moved across the country to be with the other and they're just great together. But! They met as bloggers writing about similar issues, not on a dating site.

Colour me old-fashioned, but it seems reasonable to get to know someone in person prior to moving in with them.

Because ESPN's Facebook comments section is an unmoderated hellhole that makes YouTube's comments section feel like it is inhabited by solely Nobel Prize winners.

He was up and down for the Raiders but his knees went to shit, and that was a wrap. I have to assume he's put that behind him. Towards the end there he could barely run, and I recall him trying that experimental platelet therapy shit.

I hope it has glitches similar to this classic scene

Her name name is Robert Paulson.

I must go. My planet needs me.

This is so typical of big time sports. A marginal player who is expendable (in the sense the team can probably get on without him) commits a transgression. The team uses it as an opportunity to pontificate about how character matters to them and that this is proof of that. Then, a star player gets busted they then…