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Where in god's name can you find a Ford Sierra for under $1000?

How to ride a bicycle in a city without being an asshole: Pretend you're a car.

The rally gods approve of those wheels:

Mercedes W124 Diesel.

W124's in Albania :) They don't break!

The 406 from the movie Taxi!

Only these can survive the streets of Lisbon!

Mercedes W124:

Seems like you can kill someone with this

I'm on a motorcycle, so I can be easy to miss. Please use your turn signals so I know to get out of your way since you were coming over onto me anyways.

You should always signal even if you think no one is around because.

Dear car, I know I'm close to the next driver up ahead, I'm just about to overtake them. Dear car, I know I crossed my lane without indicating. That's because there's nobody here.

Old cars: Car survives crash, driver does not.

you assume there exists this thing you describe as a "clever bro"

This

1990's Suzuki Swift / GTI.

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