John Wayne and Ontario are still safe. Groovy.

Upside: Unlikely to catch fire.

@thenewmrssalazar: No argument there - we all get to lie in the beds we make for ourselves. It's just that most of our proverbial beds aren't in the spotlight.

While having access to a metric ass-ton of money when I was growing up probably would have been fun, it's stories like this that make me glad I'm just a nameless face in the crowd. My teenage fumbling and missteps while figuring myself out were only known to me and my few friends and family, and were never plastered…

"You may not be a fan of the show or even Bristol but I firmly believe her continued success on the show demonstrates the power of the tea party."

Travel by means that do not involve airports is a right I exercise as frequently as I can.

@cji150: Well said, sir - a heart-click for you!

@v6sonoma: It's Indianapolis International.

@bdinger: I've done the very same thing - I fly out of absolute necessity, but whenever the option to drive (well, ride...Motorcycle +1) is feasible, I go for it.

Someone's going to be in big trouble when their boss sees this...

This show is begging to have RiffTrax created for it once it airs.

@vitajex: Bacon comes from Wal Mart, of course!

@madtolive-madtotalk: You see, cupcake preparation is an essential wilderness skill. Without that skill, were you stranded in a domestic kitchen in Alaska (which is a wilderness, allegedly) with all the necessary ingredients at your beck and call, what would you do?

What a sad little man. No unconditional love for his children, no strong understanding of his faith and not even the intestinal fortitude to adhere to what, almost certainly, are beliefs that haven't changed just because he got called to task for stating them.

I guess this is what I get for using Mapquest.ru to plan my entry Trajectory. Next time, Google Maps all the way.

I find the idea of brand prohibition on a personal level silly. If there's a better tool for a job, why get hung up on the logo on the tool?

I've found that for telemarketers, sobbing and asking why they have to keep mentioning [my name] after [I] died so tragically gets me removed from calling lists in a giant damned hurry.

Why couldn't it have been wasps? I hate those bastards...

How again is this a "public health statement?"

@pauljones: I can completely understand. I'll never forget riding along with my dad when we saw the first fourth-gen Caprice cruiser. The cop was probably inches from pulling us over to find out why the two of us were glued to the windows in our van checking this thing out just because it looked so damned neat! I…