Of course I'm not....

What do you think I'm on about? What parts are you having the most difficulty understanding?

Well I haven't really - they're not there to be looked at. That is not their purpose. They are not there to make someone else want to fuck the vagina that they surround. They're there to protect the vagina that they surround, and be full of nerve endings that feel lovely. If someone likes looking at them, that's cool,…

Oh, and her response in the Guardian to that nasty Littlejohn article was sublime. Pure class.

She's brilliant! I have serious lady-crush for her

BECAUSE SHE IS A FUCKING FASCINATING, SUPER-SPESH SNOWFLAKE AND JUST WATCHING HER DRINK COFFEE SHOULD BE ENOUGH

But also, yes. Her writing is atrocious.

I think it's 'nonsense'.

The punctuation and syntax in your first paragraph is a bit all over the place.

I'm just saying what I said really, but I'll give it another go! Having preferences and being a judgemental ass about people's bodies are two very different things. So for me, the people who like vulvae and labia, and like to just look at them for their pleasure, are less likely to be disparaging about ones that…

Well yeah of course, but in that case you would assume that the person ACTUALLY likes vaginas, and is not looking at it to fill out a checklist or make sure it's 'good enough' and bald enough and neat enough?

Fair enough, you can't help your hang ups. I dunno, I wouldn't be turned off by a bendy/narrow dick. If I sleep with someone it's because I like them and I don't care what their genitals look like/feel like in my hand or mouth. A ball does not feel wonderful in your mouth, pre-cum does not taste delicious at all - but…

'suddenly' become a thing?

No, but don't you think it's really fucking weird to have a preference for something that doesn't actually have any effect whatsoever on your sexual enjoyment? Labia aren't there to be looked at. If you do have your face all up in it, it's not staring for your own pleasure you should be doing, it's eating the fuck out…

Get therapy

To be fair, it would sound fucking ridiculous if it was vulvjazzled too...

SPOILER ALERT???

Jesus H Christ if anyone ever finds out I don't write keyword rich - but engaging - web content while at home on my sofa, I am SCREWED.

I know someone who was swept away and drowned because he went in to save his dog, who was swept off a pier first. And actually, I'd probably do the stupid same for my lil guy. Just stay the F away when the weather is this bad. Walking a dog should not ever lead to this. Just bloody well go to the park instead, please.

Probably not as toxic as the person who threw the baby off the building though.