Grumpy cay is that you?

OMG I literally just scrolled down mid-clip, to lol/marvel at the same thing, ha!

Because of reasons, obvs.

I was in a totally dark place and I just had to find out if there was a lightbulb inside the 17 year old girl's vagina

I guess not everything's bigger in Texas

yes, but with sexy results

oooh it's kind of a spoken word-y type thing. And I'm a little shy. Let me get tipsy and think about it <3

Ok I have a whole poem I wrote about the vadge, and I just want to put one verse here...

HAHHAHAHA at 1:00 where she just places this little lump of panda on the ground and he's all 'nope!'...

I'm almost more offended by beebs supreme lack of any actual skill, technique or talent. Stick to crayons and colouring books, kid.

I think San Diego is German for a whale's vagina

The third rule of rape club is fuck off and die immediately you rapist fucks

I would totally do a fuck with James Deen, I very very fancy him. But not in front of cameras. I would be like Chandler in that one episode of Friends, but naked.

I've done it a bunch of times with a few exes. It's fun, but also tiring ;)

That awkward moment when a 12 year old makes you feel slightly inadequate...

Awesome comment.

I'm pretty sure that I have red wine coursing through my veins in place of actual blood at this point.