Whenever I think of Harvard I’m like “There’s a school with way too many black kids.” Keep fighting the good fight, you dicks.

Fuck you for unwittingly starting the trend of naming kids “Wokebae.”

Why does Kevin like these roles where he is widowed......side eye.........

Not only was her book not a hit, but it was also roundly criticized as being the epitome of using every clueless White Savior tropes in the book.

I read it as he murdered her.

Add to this:

Word. Couldn’t they just have caught Optimus embezzling or writing racist posts about Dinobots on Facebook, and forced him to resign?

Wait I’ve seen this. Kevin’s wife dies, he’s a single dad, and then needs to marry his friend for life insurance. So, when does Adam Sandler start in the show?...................Is that not what’s happening here?

My sister and her girlfriend both love makeup. I am forever jealous of girlfriend’s impeccably perfect eyeliner wings.

right. you can pry the big shiny black box that emits mind numbing coma inducing trashy shows from my cold dead hands.

It’s self-care! Seriously. The time I spend on makeup is time spent on *me*. I give zero fucks about looking attractive for men. It’s all about me feeling like “okay, I’ve applied my fighting face, so now I can take on the world.” I have a ton of eyeshadows I wear only at specific times of the year (it’s almost time…

I waste a lot of my time napping mostly because I just don’t know how to properly do my eyebrows.

I’ll have you know I waste time in myriad ways-putting crap on my face is just one of them, and it’s nowhere close to being the most frivolous.

According to a report from Politico, it appears that the Trump administration has abandoned the White House Council on Women and Girls.

So, off topic and youths help me out. What’s the Snake Heart emojis mean? Is Young Thug a Slytherin? Is he a reptile alien person? Super into herpetology? Is it just a *thing* I don’t get because I don’t Twitter?

Then she could have articulated that in a way that even begins to approach the language used by a creator or communicator. You can’t have a work that you claim is devoid of ulterior motive and then not be able to back that up by discussing it in a vaguely articulate way. The film may very well not be racist, the way…

Unless you’re a card-carrying Klan member (do they even have cards?), no one is EVER going to self-identify as a racist. But just because you say “you’re not” a racist doesn’t make you immune from racist thinking, behavior, or complicity. Saying “you’re not” a racist isn’t good enough. Amirpour needs to recognize that…

Oh gee, Trump lied and doesn’t give a shit about anything but photo ops where he can shove himself to the front? Surprising!

Just a reminder that being “competitive” can also mean paying CEOs more, since CEO pay has to rise with the market so they don’t “lose” a good one or can “attract” the best. So they could just funnel that money into CEO pay and not be lying.

This terrorist only got 4 years in prison? He wasn’t pulled over by a cop and shot point blank four or five times? Huh.