As someone that counts Twilight Princess as their favorite Zelda, this is a painful list. But as someone that counts Twilight Princess as their favorite Zelda, I am used to these lists being painful.

I like to call Skyward Sword’s controls the uncanny valley of controls. It gets pretty close to accurate 1:1 stuff, but the failings (AND CONSTANT RE-SYNCS) just make it even worse than TP Wii’s phoned-in waggle.

This is pretty much the only portability I’ll be using it for:

Giving it some of the tablet basics only makes it more valuable, not less. So if you want to watch Netflix when you’re on the go or choose to play a game, you need to bring two tablets? This doesn’t make any sense to me.

What the hell kind of argument is that? Here’s what happens in the real world when you condone anti-fascists to assault neo-nazis who’ve committed no crime: The anti-fascists definition of ‘fascist’ conveniently expands, shit like the Berkeley riots happen and Spencer is already telling his group to arm themselves to…

But then you have to consider the it-may-or-may-not-fit-in-your-pocket factor, which is the most discussed issue I’m hearing with it. Throw in the joycons and I think you’ll definitely need a little case for this or a bag, not sure exactly how many people that’ll put off.

Compare it to the 3ds XL and the Switch sans…

“Ads mean to me that product is bad and wont sell without lying “

....what?

Man, I guess all these billion dollar corporations spending ridiculous amounts of money on marketing have just been pissing it all down the drain for no reason.

Attempted assault is also a crime. People typically don’t get legal protections from things that haven’t happened yet - at least ones that guarantee the act will never happen - which is why attacking Spencer before he’s actually shown himself to be credible threat is a crime. If he were truly responsible for the fact…

Eh, you’ve certainly been condoning their actions but I suppose you’ve been focused on the 1st amendment thing, so you’ve not actually personally called for any I could see so if you’re going to stick to that, I was wrong there at least.

“Go to Detroit and call a group of black men the N-word, see how well the law…

So my initial reaction was that she was attacking Mike Pence for wearing a tie. I thought, ‘Dr. Stein, everybody wears ties. Corporate interests probably have little to do with it. Also he isn’t a nominee anymore, he’s actually the vice president now?’

“You are just wrong here, you don’t understand the real world,”

Says the guy yet again calling for political violence against ‘nazis’, whatever and whoever chooses what that gets to mean, from a Kotaku comments section where mostly everybody agrees with you. I’m at least getting my inbox full of angry anti-1st…

“So if you make a speach and someone kills you over it, who are you going to sue? This is the dumbest argument.”

When people start justifying political violence, arguments start getting dumb I guess. And your family, of course. OJ Simpson learned that one.

Civil cases are there to make people whole, as it were, since…

“Let’s not be like the conservatives, we can have real discussion, questioning whether something is ok, is a good thing to do.”

Unfortunately the comments here prove that isn’t true. Angry Irish is being, well, angry, but people are literally calling him a Nazi for dissenting even though he’s made clear he disagrees…

Oh, a webcomic. At least you’re not telling people to dismiss dissenters as trolls again.

How about this: “If you come to credibly threaten me with violence, I’m going to call the police. If you still try anyway, I’m going to shoot you dead.” Not really that funny of a punchline, though.

...what are you going on about? If you have a quote from me saying, ‘Yeah, that Trump protester got what he deserved, hoo boy!’ or me actually advocating his campaign, then that most definitely was not me.

I didn’t vote for Trump, I think he’s a shitbag, I’d rather Hillary have won, and the guy that punched that Trump…

Isn’t that exactly what it is? Ideas can be great, they can be uninteresting, they can be bad and they can be plain evil. Just because they’re evil doesn’t mean they aren’t ideas that haven’t been acted upon or will credibly be acted upon, no more than any other idea.

People ‘express ideas’ all the time, it doesn’t…

If someone assaults you, you can sue for damages. You are clearly not responsible for the consequences of your speech if those consequences are assault, because the other guy is responsible for them.

The funny thing is you’re here justifying and encouraging political violence - political violence you’ll never engage in…

There wouldn’t be much Right left either. The people here agitating for violence just don’t know what they’re asking for. One day one of these anti-fascist black bloc kids are going to attack a CCW holder or someone stronger than they think and they’re not going to end up in jail for it, they’re going to end up in the…

You agree with physically assaulting ‘nazis’ because their speech is comparable to violence, yet you excuse an organization that defends that violence-equivilent speech’s position in law.

That makes no sense.

It sounds like you’re too hesitant to be consistent and condemn the ACLU for defending ‘Nazis’, an…

I hope they actually do this. I’m a little concerned with how hesitant Nintendo is about announcing titles that were traditionally handheld exclusive for the Switch. Yeah, I know they were the same way with the GBA and the DS and they may be hedging their bets, but Nintendo has a tendency to act like Nintendo. I…