They all hammer, though, in shifts! You can assign Sturges to things, you just never actually see him doing them, but they get done. That’s professionalism.

True, but usually it’s the guards being dicks or that privileged kid of the Jarl. The guards still have authority over you and you’re still in the kid’s dad’s domain whenever you go see him (unless you depose him, I suppose).

It’s pretty obvious that, at least until launch, no one at Bethesda pondered what effect it might have on the player to have an unkillable settler at their main base - someone they’d have to pass by and hear constantly - who constantly berated them for how shitty the settlement was and they are, no matter how much you…

I think Trump is a pile of shit on several levels, if not every single one possible, but this isn’t much better. ‘Fite me irl’, huh?

But who’s going to voice the other half when he inevitably dies in the middle?

The problem is that it was way too grindy. Go kill 30 of this, go kill 15 of that, go kill 30 more of that other thing. Kill 100 of these because the drop rate is horrendous. The very first time I was playing WoW I guess I didn’t mind this, but it stopped being fun very quickly thereafter so I’m pretty happy with how…

I don’t know how they stand it. It looks like her stream is pretty much Xbox Live teenage boys at full blast, all the time, feeding off one another into being convinced their behavior makes them anything other than repellent shitheads.

Die and THEN drink some bleach? Bro, if you’re going to make wildly obnoxious comments on the internet to feel better about your personal insecurity at least make some goddamn sense.

Who the hell wanders into a graveyard, sits on someone’s headstone and drops trash on it like they’re in a high school parking lot? Someone with no respect for others, at the very least.

Eh, I’m fine with this. I’m stoked she’s not a genderbent Layton and is actually her own character, my only problem is she came out of nowhere. Emmy probably would’ve been a better choice for a female protagonist since she actually has history in the series. I hope Luke at least shows up.

That’s certainly where the aesthetics are aimed, but I own it and it’s a nice mouse. Good software, bunch of buttons in good locations.

That’s certainly where the aesthetics are aimed, but I own it and it’s a nice mouse. Good software, bunch of buttons…

My only real problem with the thing is that my mouse wheel lock button busted a couple months after I got it, and now it’s stuck in free scroll.

My only real problem with the thing is that my mouse wheel lock button busted a couple months after I got it, and…

Orcas aren’t even whales!

Don’t all these people jumping up your ass for threatening to vote for someone who aligns with your views REALLY make you want to vote for Hillary?

I think it blew up without Nintendo expecting it, and I don’t think Nintendo really knows how to capitalize on their unexpected mega-hits as evidenced by how they thought the Wii U was going to blow up just like the Wii.

Because whoever writes these things apparently thinks ‘Kotaku.com/”http://www.website.com”’ is a valid way to write a link. I’m wondering if, because the author (to my knowledge) doesn’t write any other articles than this one, that the whole ‘This Week In Business’ is a template they set up for him so he has to do…

Huh, I’m reading your original post and my reply to it and I don’t really get why I replied that way.

People have all sorts of reasons to like music. I’m a big classic rock fan, but I don’t really drink, I’ve never smoked, I’ve never done illicit drugs and I’ve been a bit too big a fan of monogamy to ever engage in casual sex. The vast majority of the bands I like, obviously, are not in line with any of it but I don’t…

Well, Ted Cruz is definitely wrong there. I did a bit of scientific investigation myself when I went to that website’s disclaimer page where they let you know that they’re a satirical website.

I’m not blaming the band for this. I’m sure whoever hired them is well aware or could have been made well aware of the band’s politics, and they didn’t give a shit. I’m not blaming anyone for this, actually. Band decided to play a gig to a bunch of people they didn’t like, and they thought it’d be a fun time to try…