I want to give the person who built this a high five for their lunacy in this build and then immediately smack them for insulting us with this price. CP

I’m actually unable to process red meat because of a stupid tick bite. This person is a moron and should lose every penny they spent on the lawyers after they lose this case. Everywhere I go, I always ask about the cross contamination risks if I suspect the food will be cooked on the same surfaces. This type of…

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The people who have faux beat up cars also have completely restored the major components of the car. This has not had that. Show quality includes the purposely made to look ratty styles. thats why they have categories for things like this at the larger competetions. This car, in order to be properly enjoyed, will need…

$1,000's* in repairs. Sorry for the typo. 

If it were a 510, I would be all over it. But it isn’t. CP

The only way this is an issue of a “matter of taste” is if you find value in the rewards of working on a car. This example is in decent condition but the scarcity value does not outweigh the amount of work and money that will need to go into getting it show condition. $4500 is too much for a car that needs $1,000 in…

Well, now we know the car is tail heavy

If I were these guys, I would be kissing the feet of the engineers and mechanics for making me a car that both occupants can survive that.

Good luck on whatever it is you're going to do, Alanis! We will miss you

I completely agree with you. These cars are impossible to find parts for and/or get repaired. At this price I think to myself “well, this is a fair price for a super interesting car” followed by the moronic thought of “and I probably can fix it myself!” Can I get a hit of that pipe?

it looks like a soccer player taking a dive

This is well deserved. Jalopnik wouldn’t be the same without $kaycog. From the COTD winner prizes and the terrible, yet magnificent, puns, you make this place better. Yay $kay!!!

I’m no strategerist, but I think they might be ok with this cap because they’ve already invested the money in the new cars

You’d have to pay me to drive this car. But, the price and quality are very good. Still a CP. This car should have never made it to market.

This family has literally thousands of millions of dollars. 50 million is walking around money

Remember when I said yesterday that for $6k there are far more interesting and fun cars out there? Well, here is your proof. NP all day

Not a rare car but a kinda fun car, but not $6k fun. Should be about $1.5-3k. For $6k you can get way more enjoyable and rare cars.

Not enough flat panels and thick steel. It will never be as good as the cybertruck

Hi, not a boomer. This isn’t futurist, it’s just bad. It ugly and unrefined. Here is a 1980's Citroen to show you that the cybertruck isn’t even original. It’s lazy and horrible.