I'm just going to go with the tried and true method of never getting ink slammed into my skin since I just know it'll look like shit when I'm older.

8. The guy who has to let everyone know he's a drug user. Usually with a name along 420potsmokz with a red/white/yellow emblem.

You're quite majestic. May I pet you?

Man, this list really makes a friendly, cooperative, communicative teammate seem like a unicorn. I'll be that unicorn.

So he does realize that the word "virtual" means NOT REAL right? It's like Almost real... or not quite real. But pretty close to real.

So a Virtual Sin would be like saying I am going to go drive around in my Virtual Lamborghini, or I am about to have some Virtual Breakfast, because I just had a a thought about Waffles.

I don't sin from video games any more than I sin from books, right?

I typed this once already, but I'll type it with more force this time.

All it really means is that leap in graphical fidelity that some people insist is miniscule is actually fairly substantial. Good news for all of us that play PC games is that the minimum standards are going to jump as well regarding visuals.

*Obligatory*

You call this extreme off-roading?

"You had one job!"

Euro Truck Simulator 2 isn't just about piloting our rigs across Europe, visiting world famous landmarks. On rare occasions we have to deliver cargo beyond the bounds of this dimension. Call it extreme off-roading.

Fus Goudah?

I have come to terms with the fact that no one will ever agree on a single Tali design. This one is my favorite though.

"It doesn't really add up and it seems there must be more here than is being reported or something."

This seems really odd. I know that people are stupid, prejudiced and fear those that are different from them but all this because he wears a prosthetic? It's a weird prosthetic but most prosthesis look a little odd. I've been to Paris and you see much, much more bizarre outfits on the street performers there. He…

Are you a parent? Have you ever been on vacation with your kids?

Because he likes McDonald's? B/c his kid likes McDonald's? B/c he wanted to find out if they really do serve wine at French McDonald's? B/c he doesn't like French food? B/c he wanted something familiar?

Uhm, what the hell, France? You're letting your fast-food employees just assault people whose headgear they don't like, now? Was this some especially oblique Bastille Day observance?