Even if “everything they do is trolling,” the Rule of Goats applies. If you're fucking a goat ironically, you're still fucking a goat.

I forget who said it but one of the witnesses, a mutual friend, said something to the effect of “They both need help.”

“And thus did the arboreal protector smack his mighty halberd unto Jesus three times - no more, no less - that the Maidenless Tarnished could know salvation from the prodding Two Fingers.”

This article doesn’t discuss the stupidest part of all this:

The Digital Deluxe Edition is five dollars more than the regular version.

“Did you fix the crash?”

Nah, pretty sure it’s the Rune Bear. It’s always the Rune Bear.

Because Kotaku will never approve any sensible comments from those who are for NFTs in games. Look, the model does not fit every game. There’s a level of ethics needed to implement NFTs properly, but it can be done in a way that enhances gameplay. And this argument about planet killing whatever can just stop. Gaming…

I think you might be confused; Will Smith is a podcaster and game developer, not an actor.

Gaming blog site posts articles about popular game. In other news, water is wet.

The Dick Tracy timeline?

This all makes me very anxious. My entire life I’ve judged games based on fun and the narrative and the challenges and the art and how they control and how holistically finished they feel. Little did I know I was doing it all wrong, and I should instead have focused on puddles and trees and a character’s climbing…

Careful, or we’re going to end up with 30 to 50 coked-up hogs.

It looks like it might be Onechanbara-level bad gameplay, but the style looks great.

I had to stop to gather myself a moment when “That Pool” showed up.

To be honest, this game seems designed specifically to avoid you having to know about those games. If anything, I’d say Halo Wars 2 is the important one to know because it introduces The Banished.

I think the high points would be:
Master Chief was found and Cortana seemed to sacrifice herself to save the universe from a Forerunner guy who was bad (Halo 4).

this one should work.

It means exactly what I said more than ever before because you said it yourself: Retailers aren’t holding onto these like they did in the past. Which means what Sony has sold has also reached consumer hands faster than normal.

Yeah. I can’t comprehend how delaying the announcement of a delay is a good idea. If that delay is a day or two as you carefully vet communications to the backers, sure. But weeks? Months?