And now for something COMPLETELY different:

So porn with a story we’d all be confused about, but ultimately decide that we love it... as well as 2B’s butt.

LETS PAY ATTENTION TO THIS ONE DUMB FAN THEN MOCK ALL OF THEM!

*checks charge on portal gun*

FWB: I can’t be more clear about this...STOP CUDDLING WITH THEM. That is straight up girlfriend behavior, and your supposedly wanting to just “fuck” is not even in the same ballpark as cuddling with these dudes. That is straight up girlfriend territory. You need to not let these guys stay the night if you want this to…

omg I think you hit on it! make her wear like punk rock clothing none of that pink frilly crap her hairstyle would be all spiky or partially shaved with colors other than pink! AND TATTOOS! yeah I can totally see punk rock deach.

That was what my working indicated.

If Mario has Peach, why doesn’t Wario have...I dunno, Meach?

he cares more about cheers than the country’s economy himself than anything.

Super-sonic ravens, dragons and Gendrys

Don’t know how real it gets when all the no-nos get pixelated like they just witnessed a murder.

I wish I could upvote this more than once..

Huh, I thought, it’s a bug crawling across my computer monitor. I reached out to flick it off, and found that I could not. I stared at it, unsure of what I was seeing. The bug was there, but I could not touch it. Was I hacked? Was this some sort of malware?

Where’s the Blacktron yo?

Hope they brought in Charlie Day

Bingo. Nobody’s going to win shit except for the advertisers.

Why do they keep trying to teach people to violate Pikachu???

I don’t like this. It is actually a pretty bad idea. Sticking what looks like a toy in an outlet. Yeah... nothing will go wrong there.