“Gabe Newell doesn’t seem to care that I brought millions of revenue to the table...”

Can you imagine being Gina Carano going from co-starring in a hugely popular series, to the cusp of her own Disney show, all the way down to whatever this dumpster fire is?

To me it all looks/sounds like a classic 7/10 “wait for a heavily discounted sale price” “filler between big AAA games” title

Yeah, this is music designed and packaged by corporation taken to the logical extreme, so insert your favourite “corporation guy asks what do the kids like” meme below

I thought Atlas Fallen looks more Godfall / Babylons Fall, which is worrying because they both looked good in early reveals, and then, well, we all know what we got... (and does this mean games with “fall” somewhere in the title are now cursed?)

The math works when they add in Crypto, and that £500k can magically turn over 1000% in whatever-coin they invested it in... the problem is they didn’t factor in that cryto is a massive scam so that 1000% return has now turned into a no-money-bye-bye-bye situation

It’s the private part you’re missing - no-ones saying he can’t mod the game to whatever he wants in the privacy of his own home, the owners of the website are saying he can’t create a sockpupper account to upload his mod onto their site without repercussions... also, this is a pretty shitty thing to want to mod out as…

How to calculate a games “True Value”:

Also add in the workarounds that can end up getting Game Pass for basically “free”, or at least a lot less than it should

Thing is MS don’t even need to make CoD, or any part of it, exclusive to Xbox - just the “only £14.99/month for gamepass, inlcuding online, and never have to pay for the game ever again” Vs Sony’s “spend £60-70 for the game every year, and then have to pay monthly to play online” is going to be a major decision…

Is the gap between the wafers and then under the clear ramps the only shortcut on this track? After Ninja Hideouts insane “never use the same route twice” layout, this is a little underwhelming

Yeah, the main “enemies” are actually trying to eat the cat, for story reasons, so...

Anyone else kinda liking the artstyle in the top gif?

So is it just a coincidence the name is a little too close to Polybius, the arcade game of urban legend?

Ah, yes, you’ll need that 8K/120fps beast of a system to run what is basically old newsgrounds games with NFTs crammed awkwardly into them

How did you miss the clapback to Musk’s Elon SNL dig, which was this geniusness:

Should’ve modded one of the Eochaid’s Dancing Blade skill swords for the saber, then you would’ve had a (sorta) saber throw as well

From the same guys pushing NFTs as the future of gaming...

Every time he (or anyone else) announces this someone should directly ask either how or why, and then just keep asking them to actually explain themselves after every buzzword bingo answer they provide...

Are they aiming for an “Elon Musk actually built this in his garage” vibe? Because this looks like something Elon Musk built in his garage