The first rule of Fight Crab is: you do not talk about Fight Crab.

Some time in the distant future...

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

Viewers are advised that what they are viewing is a spectacle and is not real and that the train will not, in fact, come out of the movie screen and run over them.

wait..... that was supposed to be a tribute? i mean... i agree the red or pink was an improvement....

The Ultimate Downfall of Thanos is obviously Squirrel Girl, and Stage 4 of the Marvel plan will be the search for her.

The Flintstones are on the ground. The Jetsons are the elloi, the Flintstones are the morlocks. There was a robot war that destroyed the Earth, the rich rose to the sky, the few survivors on the ground rebuilt a patchwork new society on surviving pre-digital records of 1960s America with the help of atomic mutations…

My somewhat similar opinion to this, that I’ve been espousing (see what i did there?) for years:

We don’t need to “ban” marriage. Nor do we need to legally codify “gay” marriage.

Because they refused to stop and ask for directions?

But then you would have your data on a Seagate drive! I know its just my observations, but I’ve always had problems with Seagate dying a very early death.

But then you would have your data on a Seagate drive! I know its just my observations, but I’ve always had problems…

There any way you guys could see to it to telling whoever created this auto-scroll bullshit into the next article to go fuck themselves, politely? If I want to read another article, I’ll fucking open it myself.

He was making acid wash jeans.

Not nearly enough gun attached to that launcher.

I scrolled through the comments and am SEVERELY disappointed in all of you.

If I got one, I’d have to name it “Smell the Glove”