*sigh* Reading this makes me sad. I once had a fairly sizeable collection and took it to a local store specializing in sci-fi/fantasy collectibles, to be sold on consignment. Some time after that the store went under and the bulk of my collection vanished with unscrupulous employees.

Yes, the ad says 12-pack. But it is accompanied by this picture:

Yes, the ad says 12-pack. But it is accompanied by this picture:

Until I remembered which title this was from I was wondering why Archie had three nipples. And all on the left side.

I'm partial to the Leyhausen theory, myself. All the examples given seem to be ones where a cat would not be likely to want to fight. Signals that may have originally arisen for communication between cats could have been transferred to us as they became domesticated. It's like.. a Feline Friend-or-Foe System.

I've heard it said that everything is a fetish for somebody. See that? -> & <- That's an ampersand. Odds are someone is aroused by that right now.

Hmm.. Magikarps with lasers on their heads? Are they.. ill-tempered?

I both agree and disagree.

The revelation about how dwarves are born gave me an Aliens flashback.

Yes, isn't the right to arm bears protected in the constitution?

Sooo... the Mitchell-Hedges skull looks like a novelty candy jar filled with crumpled cellophane?

It's also the title of a novel about a robot who, freed from the Asimov Laws, becomes a violent sociopath. The hints about the story being dark made me think of that.

Gotta disagree on your assessment of the Gimli/Mountain fight. Dwarves put holes in mountains. It's what they do. :P

No mention of Ghostbusters 2? Okay, maybe she didn't get THAT damaged, but ripping loose from the foundations and taking a stroll through downtown should count for something...