DFromE
Dispatches from Entitlementistan
DFromE
Jul 28 2013
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A little light reading on this beautifully cold and foggy summer day.

Jul 22 2013
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How would Uncle Jesse survive the Dot Com Gold Rush II: Electric Boogaloo?

Jul 21 2013
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Today my neighborhood looks like someone scraped the dried crap off the ass of Europe. Carry on.

Jul 18 2013
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From Dispatcher Shaun Osburn-

Woman: I just don't like chips and salsa. Well, I like chips but I don't like tomatoes

Jul 18 2013
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Busty

From my pal Nora, as seen in the Mission:

Jul 16 2013
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"I mean, I'm not happy. I was under the impression we were still vetting stuff."

Jul 16 2013
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"At the time I was with a girlfriend who was very codependent and borderline abusive, so I didn't get to hang out

Jul 16 2013
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"I'm just going to spend a shitload of money on a car and start working out more."

Jul 16 2013
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"Oh you don't have Mediterranean, you have Spanish..."
"Spanish stuff, Mediterranean... I have it all."

Jul 16 2013
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Here's a stellar contribution from reader Molly McCann:

To a busy hostess in SOMA: "I don't want to overstate my

Jul 16 2013
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"Yo Adiriaaaaaaaaannn! We were worried about you brah! Especially in this neighborhood. We thought you got

Jul 16 2013
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From reader Jason Price-
Great one from Seattle today:

Father to his ~10 year old: "we're putting you on a cleanse

Jul 16 2013
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In line at the bank:

"Do you want that in large bills, sir?"

"Not large bills. I mean, the same size, just in bigger