I dunno, looks a bit light to be pine tar. Maybe he's been eating Reese's peanut butter eggs, or maybe there's no toilet paper in the dugout bathroom.

James Dolan poops his pants in public, and dies.

Are you suggesting Mike Francesa should be more involved in his children's lives? What are you, some kind of fucking monster?

First, props for covering how stupid this issue is.

Hey, they didn't seem to have any dignity when they came in, so leaving without any seems pretty right.

This piece of shit will keep his job while michael sam will have to defend himself against allegations of being a great guy.

Bob says Americans look good

Russia is so hetero even their gays are straight.

The Black Book Of Big Quarterbacks, on the other hand, is much shorter but no less thick, as it deals mostly with Jared Lorenzen.

why the hatred of the shake weight?

Thugs

Sammy Sosa doesn't look too well either...

He's a reporter? I would love to use this strategy on James Dolan:

"I feel like I'd rather have a kid like me than a complete square incapable of taking risks, spending his entire life coloring inside the lines."

The record books say that he broke the record by a yard, but that's only because they (reasonably) have to round up or down to the nearest yard. However, the truth is, he only beat Dempsey by half a foot.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Red Sox fans can call Ellsbury a traitor, but most of them aren't smart enough: