I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

Hey y'all Im gonna take a nap. Let me know when the sex tape gets "leaked" and she gets her show on E!

dude that is why Sterling was let go in the first place.

Having only red the first part of this sentence and nothing else; I'm sure that they have prenup. How could you be so stupid?

We can vote who can get into the baseball HOF, let us vote for the best cereal and end this nonsense.

You know whats frustrating about the Olympics? all these fucking "sports". Listen, figure skating is not a sport, its performing arts. Just like dancing, cheerleading, anything to do with a half pipe or other wise. The whole thing is impossible to judge because its not quantifiable. In Hockey, you score more goals…

When asked for comment, Hogue responded Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku, followed quickly by a tiger uppercut

I don't see what the big deal is: Michael Kay is just showing that thanks to his new YES deal, he can just arbitrarily throw out full soda in the trash because he got it like that now...just nobody tell him that in order for anyone to give a shit people actually have to watch.

I thought this was going to be about a a kid vomiting over his shoulder after completing a test...

Steve "I never should have started cooking a cooking Meth" Franchise

As the referee noted.. this was a clean play

YOLO

Hasn't Deadspin ripped Rick Reilly enough already?

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With amount of hits he has taken to his knees, Im amazed he is able to suck this like this....

Any women who won't take out the trash/mow the lawn/call the cable company, gas company, fix god knows what's wrong with whatever you broke in the first place, kill the spider that is not doing anything but sitting on the wall is either a bitch or old.

THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD DAMN "THE TRILOGY" AND ITS STAR WARS 4-6. What the fuck is wrong with people. Its not that even good of a story. A ring that makes you invisible to your friends and drives you insane, its called getting married.

By Matrix-esque dodge, I assumed it meant it was initially awesome, but then he took a shit on the ice for the next 6 hours.

NBA: where did you learn this?
KIDD: from you! I learned it from watching you!

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