What about maintenance cuddling?

RICCCCCHHHHHHAAARRRRDDDDDD!!!!! :/

Gremlins is totally how I found out!! My mom tried to make up a lie, but I knew. But of course I was like 6 and watching HBO, so I would have found out pretty soon anyway.

I'm picturing Scotty from Star Trek. "I'm givin' her all she's got, Clover!" While the machine is smoking and rattling in the background.

I think it's time to change " 41 percent of births these days are to unmarried mothers..." to "unmarried mothers and fathers". These women aren't asexually reproducing. And how are we carving out single mothers by choice which is a rapidly growing demographic?

More people need to come out and say how difficult marriage is.

I admit, I could never make this look this good:

AND men! the patriarchy is what is forcing all of these unhappy men to try and fulfill roles and spaces that aren't a good fit for them. what tells men they have to be the breadwinner? the patriarchy. what tells men they are worthless if they don't have a beautiful woman? the patriarchy. what fails to teach men how to…

"Angelina Jolie says she hires a cyber security team to protect her kids from seeing bad things on the Internet."

No love from the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for my favorite show: reruns of Law & Order on TBS.

property brothers for best musical

It's really sad reading the timelines of a lot of white people I know saying things like "Ruining the Tree lighting ceremony. Ruining thanksgiving. Ruining traffic. Ruining the holidays." The disconnect, the lack of understanding, of empathy. It's as if the racial problems in America don't register in their hearts,…

This is so similar to my dress that I'll be wearing in June. Good choice!

I'm torn: on the one hand, I want future generations to suffer through bugging people to buy things the way I did. On the other hand, I want cookies now.

I'm sure that these are the same people who scream about the need to own 20 guns at home because it's necessary to be able to defend themselves from the police and the military should they decide to take over.

I think a lot of men who grew up not contributing to household chores or childcare also experience what a Cracked writer once called "effort shock" - like sticker shock, you can't believe how much it takes until you actually see it.

Yup. I am ambitious, but I've realized those ambitions include lots of family time in addition to my job. Which to me is just as good as being career ambitious.

You know, there are always comments like this, on any article about a sexual assault at a particular school and I don't understand them. This article or the one in Rolling Stone are not about something so specific as how terrible it is to be raped at UVA. They're about how American universities, as a whole, deal with…

Ha, remember Jim Gilmore sliding into office on his "No car tax!" pledge? I've paid tax on my vehicles every single year since then. I knew it was a lie way back then.