Lindsay Lohan announced at Sundance that she'll be shooting a new film — a psychological thriller called Inconceivable

I used to feel this way about Catholicism - at least it's consistent, right?

I think Marian Keyes's books are more weighty than you give them credit for. They're funny, yes, but they tackle some very serious subjects - drug addiction, domestic violence, bereavement, infertility, infidelity, abortion, depression. I think because they're about women and they're funny, people see them as…

You did perfect. The key, and you knew this, is to present yourself as you really are.

F*ck you, Jezebel. Love, Actually is my favorite holiday movie even though it is completely vapid and mindless...and just lovely thankyouverymuch. To me, it is perfect.

personally, i love how they're all talking about being more "sensitive", as if women need to be talked to gently, instead of the obvious; that we need to be talked to and about like we're actual goddamn adult human beings.

The Phil Collins news is nice to hear, regardless of what you think of his music, because a couple of years ago he didn't know whether he'd be able to play the drums or the piano again due to a back injury. Guess he must be feeling better.

I speak from personal experience as a MOT who lives in Texas. I don't think it's malicious most of the time, but I do occasionally get offended. It's about the overwhelming overshadowing of other cultures. We truly are ignored. I do not celebrate Christmas. I don't have any desire to celebrate Christmas. I am proud of…

The original stage production of "Grease" opened on B'way in 1972, and was one of the first cultural indications of 1950's nostalgia. The stage show is much grittier than the movie, and I think it does the parody element more successfully. By the time the movie was made, the script was softened a bit to play like a…

An American in Paris. Of course.

What about Grease? What about GREEEAAAASSE?

I have a kitty who eeks like this. His name is 2%. He is white with black spots and looks like a dairy cow. While I was writing this, he was licking my forearm.

His happy-go-lucky post-presidency is something that's always bothered me. I saw an interview on 60 Minutes (or one of those prime-time newsy shows), where he said he doesn't think about the horrible things that happened during, and as the result of, his presidency.

It sure would be nice to be able to sit at home,…

We did it!!!

I do not care for Adam Levine. As in, he should just keep his mouth shut (although, there are a few Maroon 5 songs I tap my toes to) and remain shirtless at all times.

"It doesn't matter if a person is paying a few thousand less in taxes per year if that means they might be denied medical care."

Your vagina is too big, too floppy, and too hairy