It’s always going to be tough to follow Idris Elba. Irrespective of race, he’s a good looking man. I say that as a straight white man.

I’m kind of impressed People went with two men of color in a row! (That shouldn’t be remotely impressive, but given the society we live in...)

This song, more than any other (except Christmas Shoes and Do They Know It’s Christmas?), turns me into an instant Scrooge. I loathe every version of this song.

Chrissy’s Tweet this morning was perfect. I honestly feel like this might have been her actual reaction when she first learned this news.

He’s not my type (I need a human X who’s at least 6') but John Legend is undeniably sexy. He’s smart, talented, handsome, and the absolutely adoration he has for his wife and kids is SO attractive.

Hannibal Buress is my sexiest man alive.

We’re gonna need more rain. We need more rain! Downey is hungry! Tabitha’s hungry! Melissa is eating her babies!

As vulgar as they may be, it doesn’t matter that much, but you have to find some sort of orientation

I think it's just funny to imagine Werner Herzog of all people watching KUWTK 

jesus christ it’s like people are determined to take the fun out of this meme.

At about 3 weeks pregnant (I always knew very early), I had horrendous abdominal pain. I couldn’t even stand. I was in bed, sweating, and couldn’t move. When I was sent to a (Catholic) hospital, the nurse who did my intake asked me basic questions: name, age, previous pregnancies, religion... when I mentioned I’m…

This is just another reason why the US needs nationalized, single payer, healthcare. Churches shouldn’t be running hostpitals unless those hospitals are regulated the same as any other hospital and have to offer all of the same services, regardless of religious beliefes, to all patients.  This is pure bullshit.

I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer (stage II) around Halloween last year, and since he announced his condition in March, Alex Trebek has been my mental cancer buddy. Thankfully, I’m done with treatment (a few surgeries and chemo) and have a good prognosis, but Trebek’s journey is really getting to me.

In January, my dad will be one year into his cancer diagnosis. He recently had a stem cell transplant, and for roughly 100 days afterward (depending on biomarkers), he can’t be around the grandkids, and this has been the hardest part on everyone. My mom has told me has cried about not seeing them, and I know for sure…

Thank you! Like, he’s so not allowed to have an opinion that a publisher gave him money to fill a book with his trash opinions! If he were a normal person, he’d have to settle for getting a free wordpress or shouting into the twitter void. 

But Goldblum insisted on persevering. “Even though I feel like this cultural shift [the #MeToo movement] is very, very positive and long overdue and I support it wholeheartedly and take it very seriously, I also admire his body of work. So I would consider working with him again, until I learned something more.”

I got as far as “Emma Watson turning 30" and got too distracted by my joints creaking to read any farther.

“Self-partnered” stinks of Trying Too Hard. I don’t see anything wrong with “single” as a descriptor. The question is always a variation of “Are you coupled?” so the answer will necessarily be couple-centric. Single is simple and accurate, and I haven’t seen a variation that isn’t twice as much effort to say the exact…

If he didn’t want to be groped, he shouldn’t have been wearing that hat.