Wait, Esther, you never explained why you’d never been to Red Lobster - you leave your 16th-birthday story hanging with your mom asking you if you wanted to go. Why didn’t you go??

...contacts.

Yeah, but she saved him from drowning,which means his brain was recently oxygen deprived during the few moments he saw her. Expecting clarity under those conditions seems to be asking a lot.

I assumed the “they” Meghan was referring to was the Royal family and the upper class.

Charles Melton? Not a bad pick.

Do you know how many basic bitches in their 20s will shell out $20 to see this movie opening weekend? All of us. Every single one.

All the Disney Princes are deeply problematic, but Eric was, IMHO, thee worst.

I had read a NYT interview with Dr Wen when she took the PP helm, and at the time, I agreed with her stance. Dr Wen wanted to move reproductive care out of the political arena and into medical science, where it belongs.

I’m torn. It is VITAL that the narrative around abortion be one of healthcare. Abortion is a medical procedure, it is a necessary component of healthcare no different from vaccines or medication. People refuse to see it as necessary and that is part of the problem. Abortion has been framed as a moral choice rather…

I know little about Wen, but Cecile Richards left some very, very big shoes to feel. Richards was smart, capable, and so so driven when she helmed PP.

Yeah it seems like a silly PR move to try to be like “we do lots of stuff (and abortions, whatever)!” That argument isn’t going to change people’s minds. The people who hate Planned Parenthood are going to do so no matter what. Why bother with them? I wish more progressive organizations would understand this. It’s…

In response to the unprecedented attack on abortion rights AND access to reproduction, it is a really bad strategy to waste time and energy meekly pointing out that PP offers a variety of health care services. The Forced Birthers are going to lie, make things up, and push incendiary propaganda (i.e. using terms like…

Easy, Danny Devito. 

Titus Burgess all the way. Frankly I would watch him do most anything, especially if he’s singing. Sometimes when I need a pickup, I watch him Lemonade and I feel a bit better about the world.

If he gets cast, I’ll probably go see it, though I’m not particularly interested in this movie. But what I want is A NEW ALBUM AND TOUR.

Yeah but who’s going to play the critical role of Boner Priest?

Scarlett Johansson’s One Woman Show - The Little Mermaid.

Sorry, but if they cast Melissa McCarthy as Ursula, then this ship is sunk from my perspective. Ursula should be a Black woman or, failing that, a drag queen.

Nah. With all the racist whining we’ve heard over a black girl being cast as Ariel, the only reasonable option for Prince Eric is ... Ruby Rose. Get the homophobes in on the action too... plus I’ll have someone to drool over as much as I drooled over Eric as a kid.

Eric doesn’t have any songs, does he? If they cast Harry, they’ll have to let him write one or two or I’ll be pissed. OR! He could do a Beyonce and just make up a whole extra album in the general theme of Little Mermaid.