She’s been saying stupid shit for years. Remember that for a decent stretch of her career she was Woody Allen’s “muse.” 

“I personally feel that, in an ideal world, any actor should be able to play anybody”

Scarlett Johansson is a victim of her own inability to stop saying and doing stupid shit. 

Damn, in the year of our Immaculate Lady 2019, I didn’t think I’d find out that ScarJo is a racist. She was always just kinda there - she had more drama in her life and as a “sex symbol”, not really known for flaming up the screen. Her roles are kinda forgettable to me - she’s got a lot of big credits but I can’t…

Hey, at least it wasn’t ruled a “suicide”, like altogether too many other “uppity” PoC activists’ deaths. That’s progress. Now, all we need is evidence that the police are actually investigating the murder with all possible resources, rather than dragging their feet to let tbe case go cold.

I mean, bless their hearts, they’re Russians. You’ve just ruled out 80% of their instagram locations.

When capitalism stops being a thing. Influencers aren’t new. Famous people have been hawking shit they’d never actually use for decades.

This is disturbing.

Yeah I came to defend polka dots... but not that dress...

Something that no one has brought up (unless I’ve missed it) is that the air on planes has very low humidity. This is for safety reasons as condensation can cause issues with the electronics so they make sure the air is super dry (like as dry as a desert). This however dries out the membranes in your nose which makes…

That’s a bit of a straw-person fallacy that willfully obtuse men like to throw around. Nobody is asking anybody to keep their knees clamped together, just to keep them within the confines of their own space.

B.

Take your star fellow Cabaret appreciator... but with our current administration I worry that ‘Tomorrow Belongs to Me’ is the new anthem of the Don Jr. set...

This is how you use a chair, Dummy Jr:

The women enforcers who preceded her in serving authoritarian racist regimes had better outfits.

My last flight was an overnight long-haul in the aisle seat in front of the only working bathroom in coach. Every person on that plane touched my seat, many of whom had just coughed or sneezed into their hands. 

On a fairly recent Every Little Thing podcast episode, the topic was Cockpit Confessions and two of the guests were airline pilots who BOTH agreed, when asked what passengers should most fear about flying were, indicated THE TRAY TABLES!

As nutty-fun as this is, as a person who often gets sick after traveling, I kind of get it? I mean, how often is she in one of those germ-filled coffins? Even in first class, people are disgusting animals.

There’s a long history of divas who scrub. Marlene Dietrich famously carried Ajax and Playtex gloves with her, too. No one’s too glamorous for OCD!

I’m with her on the mask! Not only does it (maybe) help keep you from catching whatever it is that’s making the whole plane cough, on Southwest I’ve discovered that nobody wants to sit next to the chick in the mask (a real bonus). I’m just beyond tired of getting sick every time I travel. Masks for everyone!