DAMitsDevon
DAMitsDevon
DAMitsDevon

My mom’s side of the family is very drama free. My dad’s side, well, one year, my aunt had a meltdown because my other aunt’s boyfriend (now husband), used one of her show towels to dry his hands. This is her typical level of “chill” at all family functions.

I’ve been old enough to drink in the US for awhile now, but I still sit at the kids table for family functions. Willingly on my mom’s side since kids table pretty much means anyone under 30 and my cousins and I get along great, and all of us are technically adults now. Not always so willingly on my dad’s side since

I’m pretty these Hallmark-esque movies are easy enough to churn out that the paycheck is worth it? Like honestly, any pretty, white person who can act somewhat decently could probably live comfortably off of being a Hallmark actor considering how many movies they make in a year (I think they have 32 new Christmas

This is true, though in Joe Guidice’s case, if he had applied for US citizenship anytime after 1992, he wouldn’t have lost his Italian citizenship. His kids could even get Italian citizenship, since the country lets people with Italian ancestry become citizens (up to a point anyway, you at least need to have had a

My dad, bless his heart, is really into self help books and bought me a copy of Lean In. I still have not read it and probably never will. If I want good, practical career advice without the faux female empowerment crap, I just go to Ask a Manager.

Some of the clothing for babies looks cute, though I don’t know why you would pay $46 for a onesie that a baby is going to outgrow and/or puke on in like a month or so. 

I just finished reading Dumplin’ a few days ago and I am so excited!!!

If they keep the message/moral the same as it is in the book, I have high hopes. 

This reminds me of some of the people I went to college with. The squirrels were very much not scared of people, and while most of us were kind of creeped out by how aggressively they begged for food, some people tried to tame them and hand feed them. There’s a reason why the student health center’s presentation

I’m trying to remember the childhood friends I had whose parents would be Trump-like if they were to become president, and I realized that I’m no longer friends with them. Some of that is partially because people grow apart, distance makes it harder to stay in touch, etc. But part of it is also because at least one of

Except then she decided to get engaged to the misogynist, Parkland truther. Granted, the majority of Bachelor/Bachelorette engagements don’t end in marriage, but I’m questioning her taste in men after her reality TV stints.

Apparently Hugh Jackman will still be their friend. (Why you gotta be like this Hugh? I wanted to like you!)

One of my friends from college got stuck in a convenience store that an armed robber was trying to rob. I think everyone managed to get out safely and I don’t the robber shot anyone, but the thing that struck me is that my friend’s reaction was that he was glad there was no “good guy with a gun” in the store, and that

Whenever someone mentions Sweetgreen, this is all I can think about now:

I’ve had a few celebrity sightings/encounters over the past few years, though most of them aren’t particularly interesting since I don’t try to talk to celebs:

I’m guessing maybe the wipes could also get the allergens off the armrests and tray tables, though I feel like that could still pose a risk if the person wiping those things off is the one with the allergy?

Yes, it is true that he, like many other mass shooters, did not discriminate by gender when he decided to go on a mass shooting spree. However, similar to other mass shooters, he perpetrated violence specifically against women before he escalating the level of violence to mass shooting without regard for his victims’

I’m pretty sure you can lie, and I think if you connect your Facebook profile to it (I think you may have to, unless I’m confusing it with Bumble), it takes your age from your Facebook, where you can also lie about your age. 

Also, like, if he really wanted women to think he’s only 49, he could have just lied about his age on the app (or on Facebook since I think Tinder takes your age from the birthday you put on your Facebook profile). Then, he’d at least have a chance at women just thinking he’s an old looking 49 year old. Now, they’ll

That’s what I was thinking! I mean, maybe it’s safe (people with allergies, is it safe?), but idk, even though it would slow down the boarding process, if American wanted to make sure the flight was truly safe for people with allergies, it seems like it makes more sense to have the flight attendants wipe down the