I somehow can’t imagine the Kardashians being like this (though maybe Kris being guarded about the family’s money meant there was more for her kids to spend), but you just described my younger sister to a t.

First thing would be my own apartment (though if I was rich, I’d probably have bought myself one already?). Like someone else mentioned, experiences would be good. Tickets to a Broadway show, a concert, comedy shows, or a vacation would all be good. Even if I did have my own place to live, I wouldn’t want a huge…

Yeah, I mean part of people not answering the door is, do I really want to waste my time talking to some stranger? But part of it could just be, I don’t want to talk to someone trying to sell something or ask me to donate money, but if they’re just giving me info and/or free stuff then I’ll make time to talk. Though I…

My sister and had definitely aged out of the Nick Jr. demographic by the time Max and Ruby started airing, but we did hate watch it a few times one summer while trying to figure out what to watch before the Nickelodeon shows meant for pre-teens started later in the day.

Yep, and at one point, you could even order a free water bottle from the city that says “I drink NYC tap water” on it.

Even if she was referring to the director, not naming names will prevent her from having a bunch of people accuse of her lying or having her become more well known for her accusation than her career. Which sucks.

Yeah, my parents were fine with my sister and me seeing rated R movies once we were in high school, but if they themselves had no interest in watching said movie, they’d buy the tickets for us and then hope the person taking tickets inside wouldn’t ask us for ID.

I don’t have kids, but I’m thinking about how during the school day, the doors to the school were unlocked because students needed to go back and forth between the main building and trailers where some classes were held. Luckily, no one who wanted to harm us ever took advantage of that. And a new school that’s big…

Yeah, I feel like Jezebel had an article about this a few months ago when the show runners first revealed that someone would be killed off and most of the commenters guessed that it would be Shelley Long’s character. Her character was close enough to the main cast that her death would have a significant effect on the…

Yeah, I haven’t watched Modern Family in a few years, but from what I saw in later seasons/heard from other people, it basically seemed to face the issue a lot of shows face in that it’s gone on for too long and would have ended on a high a few seasons ago. 

Yeah, using the phrase “died by suicide” or pretty much any phrasing except “committed suicide” is encouraged because “committed” suicide” makes it seem like someone who died by suicide is a criminal. Basically, it’s unintentionally stigmatizes someone who died by suicide, which could in turn make people who are…

Hi Tracy,

But like, all you have to do is mix cream of mushroom soup with some cooked or canned green beans and then put the little fried onions on top. How is someone so bad at cooking that they mess that up? My condolences to your taste buds.

I don’t use that station very often, but the few times I use that one, and the 86th St. Q station, I spend the entire time riding on the escalator hoping I don’t fall and die. I’ve fallen down a smaller escalator and am deathly afraid of repeating that incident on one of these...

How is it an inaccurate take? thetallblonde accurately noted that Hillary lost the election and Obama isn’t going to be president again. Even if they won’t be wielding presidential power in the future, they both held national level, elected positions at one point in their life, which makes them more powerful and…

I love Halloween, but I’m really starting to think my favorite comedian wasn’t joking when he said that Halloween is basically Racist Christmas.

I was going to say the same thing! Some secret indeed!

Right?! I mean, I do probably spend too much time getting ready in the morning, but even waking up a little after 6:30 am, I sure as hell don’t have time to exercise and eat a lavish breakfast and still leave for work by 8 am. 

Right?! I recently went on vacation in Portugal and no one gave my family and me shit for speaking in English or Spanish instead of Portuguese. Granted, I will say that when we did a day trip to Spain, people were a bit friendlier to us likely because we spoke Spanish when ordering food, buying museum tickets, etc. 

It’s reminding me of a dude I went to college with who would often wear a pith helmet (like dude, even though we went to school in a warm climate, 1) the symbolism and 2) we were in air conditioned buildings for most of the day). I learned after we graduated that he loved defending colonialism, so now I’m wondering if…