Right?! Normally it comes off as trying way too hard to be cool, but this actually worked.

Tbh, the only reason I go into Eataly is when I’m in the Flat Iron district, really need to pee, and don’t want to buy something to use a store’s bathroom...

True, but nonetheless he was a fan favorite, and if Reality Steve’s sources were correct, the producers wanted to take advantage of the views his fan base could bring. However, i’m not surprised that he wouldn’t want to do it, unless he was using it as a springboard for more fame, though based on his instagram.

I thought so too, but at least according to Reality Steve, Peter turned down the offer to be the next bachelor (probably because he realized he’s well known enough now that he can regularly get laid without having to go on a show where he needs to get engaged in six weeks) and now the producers are all like, “well…

Yeah, I will say that my sister is kind of a snob (also making more money than me because she’s in private equity and I just finished grad school, hey...), but that doesn’t mean I’m rooting for her to fall. What she wants to do with her money is her decision, and she full well realizes that her economic circumstances…

I have no justification for the lack of POCs since I doubt that the desire to watch sappy movies is one restricted by race, and at this point, Hallmark could stand to diversify its casting so that the same like 20 people aren’t in every other movie. As for the shitting on cities, it’s Hallmark’s call for a return to…

Lol, this is why my mom and I watch it too.

Yeah, I’m regretting not trying to go on a long vacation (1-2 weeks) right after grad school ended (even if it meant having to ask my parents to lend me money or going somewhere where I could stay with friends or family for free) because I thought I should stay home and apply to jobs. Now, I still need a job, and…

This is one of the reasons I’ve considered getting Lasik, even though people are always like, “Oh, that looks so gross and scary!” Like okay person who either has perfect vision or only needs their glasses to drive, you go ahead and think your opinion matters to a person who is practically blind without glasses or…

I’m sorry your friend is like that. =( It reminds me of a few people I went to grad school with, because those of who lived near school lived in a mostly Latino neighborhood, and I remember talking to a woman who was afraid to walk 6 blocks home from school by herself. Granted, maybe it’s not fair of me to assume why,…

I’m sorry! Dating sucks, even though as a person who hasn’t really tried to date much this past year, I should probably make a go at it again. =/

I generally try to approach getting exercise with the idea of it being something that needs to satisfy both my mental and physical health. I prioritize workouts that I genuinely enjoy instead of workouts that I feel like I have to do in order to maximize weight loss or whatever (I used to do that and it was harder to…

An easy, healthyish dinner I like to make is a packet of flavored tuna (I like the thai chili kind) with vegetables and then either quinoa or brown rice.

I’m hoping I can get a job soon, because I don’t know how I could stand living in my hometown if I had to move back there. I mean, it’s just northwest New Jersey, but it’s a part of Jersey where people genuinely idealize redneck stereotypes even though they don’t live in the South. Like, if you’ve ever wanted to…

Idk, there are at least a few comedians who know how to have more substantial discussions about social justice, while still being funny as hell. However, they tend to not be as famous as Tina Fey. If Tina Fey’s comedy gives you the catharsis you need, cool. If not, and you want something that combines comedy and…

Oh god, now i’m wondering if it’s the same meme group i’m in that Martin Skhreli somehow infiltrated despite having no affiliation with the organization the group is associated with. He’s probably in more than one group so he can get more attention, even though most people just troll him when he posts anything.

I mean, everyone has an accent and no matter what language you speak or where you move, it’s going to come out. However, there is a noticeable difference between a non-native Spanish speaker who seems to be making a real effort at learning Spanish and one who isn’t. It’s not that Justin Bieber needs to sound like he’s…

The first part is, but he sings some parts in Spanish too.

Tbh, if Justin Bieber really wanted to make a remix and sing on it, he should have just sung it in English. I mean, not knocking him if he actually wanted to learn Spanish (though given his solo performance of Despacito where he didn’t even bother singing in Spanish, I’d guess he doesn’t care), but like, if he’s not…

I mean, you kind of get used to it after awhile as long as they keep to the subway stations and streets and not your apartment? Oh god, what am I saying...