At this point, I am literally promoting drinking tonight. Dad would be proud.

Pretty sure you could get him shipped off to Gitmo.

I was in New Orleans for a bachelor party this weekend. Goes without saying, but we were pretty drunk. Stumbled across a nice weeding going on in a pretty courtyard. One guy (friend of the bachelor that I don't know very well) yelled 'Don't do it!' repeatedly as we walked by. There's an asshole in every group.

If I lived in upstate NY, I'd buy a kegerator just so I could keep fresh Omegang around for whenever I wanted it.

Jeez. Next to wherever it is Clever Hans lives, Michigan might have just become the #2 place I don't want to visit. I've got an empty 6 of Fat Tire from this week.

Holy hell, it felt damn near 100 here. Where do you live? I need to make sure I never go there.

Do we still do this DUAN?

Publicly, ESPN is stating how hiring Rovell is a smart business move and that the addition of Rovell will increase their market presence, particularly online.

Also posted from Twitter just to contribute- 311 was the shit.

I'll stick with songs from Tarantino movies.

Songs it's been way too long since you heard them last.

Rooney being out for England is miserable. They'll be much more in rhythm when he's back and Welbeck can go back to filling water bottles.

Give your comments +1s with a greater frequency than Raysism does his own.

You paint a beautiful picture. +1

Really surprised Jay didn't jump at the opportunity for full-time employment, AJ. 'Faint possibility' is typically his number one criterion for finding a perfect match.

Loved this. +1

Pictured: Rob Gronkowski, getting a blow job from Kristen Stewart

+1

Beautiful.

so we'll never know how many poles it takes to arrest one man.