It's just too bad they didn't pull this on Cowherd.

Yes, she's very good. And that particular ability to twist words in a humorous way is extremely popular. I've met her a couple of times in DC through work. Most of her Youtube videos don't have a ton of hits, but they tend to huge on Youku (China's version). Apparently she's on Weibo, SweatingMullets, so there's…

I want to say "oohhh shit" with extra "o"'s and "h"'s

Bracket DUAN.

I really didn't think I'd reverse my feelings on uncovering life's simple pleasures quite so quickly. Touché, Dickey.

Where they'll get me are the shakes. Sure I'll get free food, but can't leave a Chik-Fil-A without a milkshake. They do a peach one (seasonally, I think) that is crack-laced.

Davis is so fun to watch, but I agree that Zeller decides how far we go. It was nice to see the bench really contribute for the first time in a while in the Duke game.

DUAN-fil-a

Damn I hope not. Maverick is Airborne is already insufferable.

Pictured: Suddenly noticing the words 'Ponzi scheme', 'Judge' and 'Trial' appear on the scrolling bar, a frantic Mutombo cranes forward a better read.

Damn it, promotion nibbles.

He doesn't seem to be getting a lot of help in front of hm.

Excellent no-call on the challenge. Spurs looking for the easy goal but don't get it.

Rooney! Such an opportunist with that head!

Jeez, United is getting really lucky today. Generally lethargic play and some poor defending. Messy execution by Tottenham forwards saves them again.

Damn shame Bale isn't coming out today. He's fun to watch when he actually manages to stay on his feet and isn't cruising for a favorable penalty.

Brandi alone makes that an impossibility.

Shit. I bet someone $100 that Dickey V wouldn't make a coherent point the whole game.

UNC/Duke- more flops than a Mitt Romney speech.