I just don't have words. Completely inexplicable. Roy's post-game should have been to walk to the podium and just say 'Eh, what are you gonna do?' and then walk off.

Fuck you, fella.

Well at least one UNC alum decided to show up today.

+1

Tom Brady’s Punt Finally Brought Some Life To The Broncos Defense

[reads Keflezighi's nasal strip anecdote]

I don't get it. Where's the ukulele?

Hey, that's not bad. Guy had a good run at Wimbledon this year and Verdasco doesn't always bring the A game.

Yeah I had hoped that Del Potro would be a serious challenger to Rafa and Fed (Novak was still disappointing at that stage).

WOW! Brady to Branch! That looked like '05 Super Bowl.

That one you can't blame on me. I watched it twice. Just can't do it. That obnoxious guy from NY/NJ is just unbearable and all the others are cartoonish stereotypes of what the outside world thinks people in Texas are like.

Dreg the Bunny?

I enjoy watching all those guys play (especially Tsonga) and I'd throw in Berdych's occasional epic match. Del Potro might be over before he ever really had a chance to arrive- reminds me of a Marcelos Rios or Marat Safin. I hope not, but there are more flash-in-the-pan types than long-term greats.

From now on, you are this in my mind.

That section is open, other than Ferrer, so he has a reasonable shot to at least reach the quarters (the next best guy is...Youzhny?). But I don't think anyone gets past Djoker in that bracket.

I assume every bar had a list of the worst 10 or so customers. KC was right up on top.

Despite various attempts at burying the lede in football games, the most important sporting event of the weekend doesn't start until tomorrow night.

I get a tingly feeling every time I touch them.

Story time:

Much like the small cow he had for lunch, the 'L' must have got caught in Goose's throat.